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By: NameIsJolly on May 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.69 KB  |  hits: 288  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be fluffy pony abuser
  2. >Go on a business trip to Vietnam
  3. >While you're there, get the urdge to indulge in the dirty deed
  4. >Pick up a small blue rescue filly
  5. >Cute enough to kill
  6. >Fuck yeah
  7. >Take back to the hotel
  8. "Okay, fluffy, we're gonna play a little game."
  9. >"Okay fada."
  10. >Strange.
  11. >You put the fluffy pony in the sink and begin to saw its legs off one by one
  12. >Yes, they come off
  13. >Yes, the bones snap and break and yes, they satisfy you
  14. >But it's not screaming
  15. >After the fourth hoof comes off, you raise it up
  16. "What is the deal? This isn't scaring you at all?"
  17. >The fluffy pony stares at you and simply says, "Fwuffy seen sum shi'."
  18. > Vietnamese fluffy pony abusers are fucking hardcore.
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