Title:           The Return of Sketties: Rainbow Fluff
Author:          NameIsJolly
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First Edit:      Saturday 21st of April 2012 02:16:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 21st of April 2012 02:16:24 PM CDT

>You buy another fluffy pony
>This one is a blue pegasus with - get this - a rainbow colored mane
>Her fluffy mark is a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt extending out of it
>She and fluffyjack became friends immediately
"Hey, fluffyjack!"
>"Wat?" she's been ornery lately because of the whole, "Apples" thing
"I've got a present for you!"
>She lights up, fairly
>"Appows?!"
"Nope, Apples are too dangerous, remember?"
>"daddy meeny stiw." she says in a huff
>Rainbowfluff, behind your back, blows her cover by saying, "Whew voices? Why daddy go 'way?"
>"Who dat?" asks fluffyjack
>You pull Rainbowfluff out from behind you with a smile
 
>RF: "New fwein'?"
>FJ: "Yay! New fwuffy!"
>RF: "Yay!"
>They embrase each other in a heart-warming hug
>RF: "Wat yur name?"
>FJ: "Fwuffyjack! Who you?"
>Rainbowfluff is confused for a moment, you haven't given her a name yet
"Uh, your name is Rainbowfluff."
>She lights up
>"Wainbow fwuff!" she exclaims
>"Wainbow fwuffy's besses' fwein'!"
>"Fwuffy wuv new fwein'!"
>They hug again
>"Wanna pway?" Fluffyjack asks
>"Yeah! Watcha wanna pway?"
>"Fwuffy wan' get appows, but daddy no get."
>"Why?" Rainbow asks, partially looking at you
>"Appows bad."
"That's right, apples give owies."
>Rainbow dismisses this and suggests a new game
>"Wanna go fass? Dat wainbow's tawen'!"
>Fluffyjack is amazed by this concept of "going fast"
>"Fwuffy wan' go fass'!"
>Rainbow instantly wants to show off her speed
>"'Kay! Wach wainbow!"
>Rainbow attempts to dash off, flapping her wings uselessly in the air, but you snap her up before she can go very far
>initially, she is ecstatic with the sudden elevation
>"Yay! Wainbow finawy fwyin'!"
"No, Rainbow."
>She looks around and realizes your gripping hand
 
>"Why daddy sto' fwuffy? Wainbow wan' go fass!"
"No, Rainbow, you can't go fast. No running of flying from now on, it's too dangerous."
>Rainbowfluff is confused. "Fwyin' dangus?"
"Yes. Very, very dangerous."
>"Why?"
>"Do' wissen daddy, he meenie!" chimes Fluffyjack
>Rainbow's rebellious spirit accepts this notion
>"Yea! Daddy meenie, Wainbow wan' go fass'!"
>Rainbow wiggles around in your hand to the best of her ability in an effort to fly out of your grip, but only manages to poop herself in mid-air
>She soon realizes that she had an accident
>"Oh no! Wainbow sowwee, no sowwee stick, pweeze!" "Fwuffy no make poopies no mow!"
>It's okay - it was only a little bit - but you decide to play off of this pre-existing fear of "sorry sticks"
"It's okay, Rainbowfluff, but if you EVER try to go fast or fly again, you're gonna get the sorry stick!"
>Rainbowfluff "eep"s and tries to bury itself in its fluff like a turtle
>"No sowee stick! Fwuffy nevuw go fass' agen!!!" it whimpers, tearing up at the thought of never "flying" again
>You tell rainbow that you love her and set her down by her friend, who is backed away from the pile of poopies complaining that it "no smew pwitty"
 
>Rainbow immediately seeks huggies from Fluffyjack
>"Daddy gif' wainbow sowee stick!" Rainbow exaggerates
>"Wassa sowee stick?" Fluffyjack asks
>The rest of the day is pretty much them hugging and Rainbow trying desperately to explain what a "sorry stick" is with her deluded vocabulary
>They come to the conclusion, before bedtime, that you are, in fact, a "meenie" but neither of them want the "sorry stick", so they seemingly agree to give up their passions for the greater good
>They both cry themselves to sleep again