- >Wake up
- >Skittles is in your arms, facing you, under the covers
- >Thank god you didn't roll over on him
- >You try to get out of bed as quietly as possible to avoid waking him up
- >it doesn't work
- >Skittles wakes up
- >"Nnnhh... daddy?"
- "Morning."
- >"Skittows is thowsty."
- "Come on, I'll get us some breakfast."
- >"Skittows wan' sweep wif daddy ewey night!"
- >His fluffy energy has gently picked up
- "Well, get up and we'll talk about it over breakfast."
- >Skittles tries to wiggle his leggies out of the blanket, but fails.
- >After a little bit, he asks you to pick him up
- >You gently grab him out of the sheets and pick him up
- >"Daddy gow fast!"
- >Fuck it
- >You start airplane-ing him to the kitchen making VROOM sounds with your mouth
- >Endless laughter
- >"Yaay! Pway fingie wide!"
- >You gently land him on the kitchen counter
- "Okay, just sit there while I get some food."
- >"Nummies!"
- >Alright, he said he was thirsty
- >Shit, the whole drowning thing
- >You should probably get something for him to drink out of
- >You don't have any, like, hamster feeders or anything
- >You guess just gently feeding him a glass of water would be okay, until you can get him a bottle
- >You fill a glass of water
- >Bring it to Skittles
- "Skit, I need you to be really careful with this, okay?"
- >"Why?"
- "Because fluffies drown a lot."
- >"Skittows dun wan' downs!"
- >He curls up and starts shaking a little
- "Skittles, if you're gonna shake like that, it's not gonna help."
- >"Nnnnuhhh!"
- >He's really scared, but he calms down a bit
- "You need to drink something, man. Just sit as still as you can and open your snout."
- >He hesitates a bit
- >"Okay daddy."
- >He does as you told him
- >You take the glass and gently edge it into his snout
- >You just jolt it a little bit at a slow pace so little tiny drops come over the side and he licks them up
- >He's looking up at you the whole time
- >This goes on for about a half hour and you start to get into a rhythm with it
- >You've got this
- "You getting full?"
- >"Yes da-"
- >His hoof moves
- >Shit, it kicks the glass out of your hand
- >A decent amount of water comes right up and splashes Skittles right in the face
- >Water going up his nose and snout and into his eyes
- >Crying immediately
- >Shit shit shit
- >Gotta think fast
- >Gotta think fast
- >Grab a sponge off of the counter and try to hold the squirming pony down on the counter
- >"No spwa-*gagck*, no spwashies, *gagck*! Nyaahh spwashies!"
- >Bubbles are coming out of his nose and mouth as he speaks
- >You press the sponge lightly against his face
- >It soaks up a decent amount of the water from her face, but there's no getting at the stuff that's blocking her nasal cavities and throat
- "SKITTLES. Skittles, listen to me, I want you to sneeze!"
- >"*gagck* dya-.. dyaddy *gagck*"
- >You smash your fist down on the table next to him
- "God DAMNIT Skittles I need you to sneeze, can you do that?"
- >"*gagck*... choo choos"
- >Shit shit shit
- "Skittles, I need you to do like I do, Ahh!"
- >He gets it and repeats
- >"Ahhh..."
- "AAHH!"
- >"aahhhhhh..."
- "CHOO!"
- >A loose "schnnk" sound comes from his snout, and a lot of bubbles come out
- >You bring the sponge to it before he can inhale again
- >Successfully soak up most of the water and mucus
- >You do the sneezing thing with him more
- >After the third time he's still coughing and crying, but he seems to be breathing okay
- "You okay? Skittles? Talk to me if you're okay!"
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