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By: NameIsJolly on Apr 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.22 KB  |  hits: 334  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The year is 2028
  2. >Government genetics have advanced to the point where it is possible to create a "designer" organism by splicing the genes of different preexisting species
  3. >A hot-button in the upcoming presidential race is the right of scientists to "play god"
  4. >One of the lead scientists on the splicing project is a former member of the now defunct terror website known as, "4chan.org"
  5. >Unbeknownst to everyone, he also parttook in a passing fad in which grown men idolized a children-geared television show titled, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
  6. >The memes and inside-jokes of this subculture have, for the mostpart, been forgotten by humanity
  7. >This long-lost, "brony", however, refuses to let this opportunity go to waste
  8. >One night, he sneaks into the lab under the darkness' cloak
  9. >He successfully fertilizes an embryo, splicing the genes of a pot-bellied pig, a horse, and an already-spliced designer animal, dubbed a "failiure", known as Z-71. Z-71 is, essentially, a very furry mouse who's hair has the consistency of marshmallow fluff.
  10. >For half a week, the doctor keeps watch on the incubator where the fluffy foals rest, hiding it in an empty storage locker
  11.  
  12. >The doctor is caught by one of his colleagues
  13. >despite his best efforts to explain, the scientist's secret project is rejected by his friend, and he leaves to tell the authorities
  14. >For the next half-week, the scientist is holed up in the lab, with nothing but an emergency pistol, keeping the local authorities and, eventually, military guards, from getting to "his babehs"
  15. >All the while, the fluffy foals' fate becomes THE conversation topic all over the country
  16. >The American people don't even know what they are yet, only they they are called, "fluffies", due to an audio-tape of the scientist mindlessly yelling that word becoming a viral video
  17. >Newspapers read, "WHAT WILL BECOME OF BABY FLUFFY?"
  18. >Fox news claims them to be an abomination, Bill O'Reiley raving that they are, "an affront to christianity", along with any other designer organisms
  19. >NPR goes on about saving them
  20. >4chan.org is revived on the basis of Anonymous' final "raid", "Operation: Free Fluff"
  21. >After another three days, the fluffy foals come to term
  22. >The incubator explodes in a burst of flames, killing the scientist; a regular "Dr. Frankenstein"
  23.  
  24. >out of the research facility emerge three baby fluffy ponies; one red, male pegasus, one blue, female unicorn, and one green, female earth pony
  25. >The military troops, despite being ordered to shoot the unauthorized organisms on-sight, can't bring themselves to pull the trigger
  26. >The fluffies enjoy their hugs from every single soldier, each one becoming an "honorary daddy"
  27. >A picture is take, in "Hellboy" fashion
  28. >The fluffies eventually wind up on the president's desk
  29. >They are held in a government prison, to rot
  30. >However, the fluffies manage to give each other "special huggies" through the bars and eventually overpopulate the prison
  31. >Deeming the fluffies, "Harmless", the president decides to release the fluffy ponies into the country, now totaling at 486.
  32. >After only nine weeks, there is a fluffy pony in every home in America
  33. >They become the new hip thing, along the lines of Furbee or LCD watches
  34. >Fluffy ponies define an american generation
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