- >Fluffy pony pegasus wants to fly
- >Unfortunately, she cannot
- >Her tiny, flailing wingies are too weak to carry her fat little body off of the ground
- >Every single day, it's the same
- >"Daddy daddy!"
- "Jesus, what?"
- >"Fwuffy wan' fwy!"
- "Ugh..."
- >You have got to end this somehow
- >You formulate an idea
- >"Fwuffy fwappin' wingies, bu' no fwyin! How fwuffy fwy?"
- "Oh, fluffy, you can fly! You could fly all along!"
- >"Weawwy?!"
- "Yeah! You can fly any time you want, but you're only allowed to fly as high as you can jump, okay?"
- >"Fwuffy fwy, bu' no' too high?"
- "Yes."
- >"Yay! Fwuffy no wan' ge' boo-boos. Ca' fwy nao?!"
- "Sure, but, remember, no higher than you can jump."
- >"Yaay!"
- >Fluffy turns around, prepares herself, and does a little hop
- >She lands promptly on the ground about three inches forward
- "So, how was flying?"
- >"... wooooooww!" she gasps in amazement
- >"Fwuffy fwy fowevah!"
- >Fluffy pony now hops wherever she goes
- >Explains the "jump height" rule to her friends at the park
- >Other fluffy owners thank you for solving their fluffies' flight issues
- >Write a book about raising fluffy ponies with "mind-tricks"
- >Get money
- >Fuck bitches
- >Everybody wins!
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