- >Be fluffy pony owner
- >You're watching TV
- >Fluffy pony walks into the room, dragging your MP3 player behind him
- "Hey, fluffy. What'cha doin' with my iPod?"
- >Fluffy pony doesn't say anything, just struggles with his fluffy little leggies to start a song on your iPod
- >After a while, your iPod starts bumping the instrumental beat from, "Yonkers" by Tyler, the Creator
- >Fluffy pony turns around to you
- >"Yo, ugh..."
- >The beat rocks on
- >"Daddy daddy save me fwom dese baddies, cause I ain'/
- >twyin'a haf' dese fwuffy wadies twyin'a gwab me in my baggie/
- >Fwuffy pony gunna finawy wap, b. 'cuz I don'/
- >cundone dat ovew ponies twies at wap is sappy. Ask I wanna/
- >take a nap, da answa's no. I head wheweva sketties go. Da/
- >pony kno's da pony code is huggies, sketties, nuhfin' mo'/
- >Dam, dis' fwuffy's in da zone. And dam, ya fwank is ovabwown, dis/
- >mawe has ga' me makin' so much cweam I nee' a waffuw cone./
- >Ta' me to da pawk so I can pway wi' ponies wike me,/
- >If I can wap wike dis , dey' wanna see me onna mic, see?/
- >The beat drops
- >Fluffy pony gets three days in the sorry box for playing with your iPod
- >Freestyling fluffy pony becomes an internet sensation
- >Fluffy pony drowns in swag
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