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By: NameIsJolly on May 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.66 KB  |  hits: 305  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Come home from work
  2. >Find girlfriend in the living room
  3. "Hey honey."
  4. >"Oh hey baby!"
  5. "How's fluffy?"
  6. >"Oh, I took him to the movies with me today. We had a lot of fun!"
  7. "Oh, that's cool! He didn't cry in the theater?"
  8. >"No! He loved the movie!"
  9. "What did you see?"
  10. >"Breaking Dawn Part 1!"
  11. >You smack her stupid cunt-mouth as hard as you can
  12. >Bitch is on the fucking ground
  13. >You rush to fluffy pony's safe room
  14. >It's too late
  15. >Find fluffy pony corpse next to a stolen make-up bag from mommy, covered in white powder and glitter, passed out
  16. >Fluffy pony died of a brooding overdose
  17.  
  18. AUTHOR'S NOTE: lol you all thought it was gonna be fucking a fluffy pony, huh.
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