- "Oh, you're going to have such a good time with all the other critters. I'm sure you'll fit in just fine."
- >Other critters?
- >As in, creatures that are not crushed beneath your boots?
- >This will not do.
- >So much that needs killing and not enough weapons to do so.
- >You have a long day ahead of you what with this unicorn wathcing you so intently.
- >The piss colored pegasus brings you to her home, a little cottage near the woods.
- >Animals of all sorts can be heard chattering away.
- >The place was a damn zoo of some sort.
- "Here we are Mister... um... I guess we should give you a name."
- >Fluttershy brings a hoof to her chin.
- "Well, since you can't tell us your name, I guess I can call you Mr. Pokes since you're so spikey, that is if that's ok with you..."
- >By all that is dark and unholy, you would be damned if you allow this creature to call you such a thing.
- >The unircorn behind you is obviously making a great attempt not to laugh.
- >The innocence of these creatures was sickening.
- >Odds are, they spend their spare time frolicking in meadows and telling stories of friendship.
- >This madness had to be stopped.
- "Um, are you hungry? I don't know what you eat so I guess I'll just show you what I have."
- >With her teeth, she opens the door to her house and slips inside.
- "Well, come on darling, there's no need to stand out here all night. In you go."
- >There was no way you could fit through that little door.
- >The entry to her home was about as high as your waist.
- >Rarity, seeing this, comes to your side.
- "Oh dear, I guess you can't fit can you? That's quite alright, I will just teleport us inside."
- >She brings a foreleg to your leg but stops a few inches away.
- >Shying back from your armor, she levitates a handkerchief from evil-knows-where.
- "How ever would you allow your clothing to get so filthy? We need to get you cleaned up right away!"
- >She rubs away a layer of grime and caked blood from your left cuisse.
- >You have to fight off the urge to try and bring an end to her right then.
- >No moves should be made until you're sure you can avoid their magic.
- >You were a conquerer of many lands, not a fool.
- >Satisfied with her work, the unicorn brings a hoof to your thigh.
- >No, not more magic.
- >No no no NO NO NO
- >With a light pop, you disappear into the cottage.
- >If these creatures touch you with their filthy magic one more time...
- >You appear to be in a sort of living room.
- >The furniture was quite small and resembled a halfing's dwelling.
- "There you are darling, now FLuttershy, I'm going to go prepare a bath for your guest. He is just positivly filthy!"
- Fluttershy's voice is heard nearby.
- "Oh ok, I'll start making something to eat. Um, Pokes, would you come here please?"
- >You scowl under your helm at the thing's nickname for you.
- >Play time is over, this game has gone on longer than you should have let it.
- >You make your way to the kitchen the pegasus was in.
- >A loud crack is heard as you step on a table.
- "Fluttershy!? IS everything ok out there?"
- >The pegasus comes back out from the kitchen.
- "Oh yes Rarity, everything is ok."
- >She turns her attention from the broken wooden table under your boot to you.
- "Oh I'm sorry, I guess that was a bad place to put that table. Are you ok?"
- >You stomp over to her making it a point to crush all the other small pieces of furniture.
- >She lets out a small "eep!" as you bring your towering form before her.
- >The spiked crown of your helm left scrapes across the low ceiling.
- >You grab her by the throat and lift her up to eye level.
- >She squeaks under your grip.
- >You can't believe you're actually considering doing what you're about to, but you have no weapon.
- >Pony minions will have to do.
- >Casting your glowing gaze into her own, you pour all your malice and hatred into her.
- YOU WILL OBEY
- YOU ARE MINE
- YOU WILL SERVE ME
- >Her little mind bends to your will.
- >This was just far too easy.
- >These creatures were disgustingly simple.
- >You drop her down to the floor after you finished bombarding her brain with your dominance.
- WHO DO YOU SERVE
- >She stands back up and makes a deep bow before you.
- "I, um, serve only you M-Master."
- >Your first pony minion.
- >By the gods, the thought was sickening.
- >However, one must make due with the resources at hand.
- >You point down the little hallway to where Rarity disappeard off to.
- BRING HER TO ME
- >With that, Fluttershy runs off to who was once her friend, eager to serve her new master.
- >You wait in the small living room while your minion trots off after the unicorn.
- "Oh hello darling, the bath is ready an- OUCH!"
- >You hear a loud clang.
- "Fluttershy! What on earth did you do that fo- OW!"
- >Another clang, this one louder than the first.
- "I don't know what's gotten into you Fluttershy but I've half a mind t-"
- >A third and final noise brings her voice to a silence.
- >Fluttershy triumphantly drags the unicorn out of the bathroom by her tail.
- >She brings her to your feet and sits back, a large grin on her face.
- >There are three large bumps on the unicorn's head.
- "I hope you don't mind Master, but um, I had to use a bucket to knock her out."
- >Things were finally starting to look up for the better.
- >You had a minion, soon to have another, and are finally making progress towards the inevitable destruction of this realm.
- >After blasting the unicorn's mind with the same dominance you gave the pegasus you decide it's long past time to get out of this shit hole.
- >Rarity gave no resistance at all in her unconscious state.
- >Your ranks have grown by another pony.
- >You turn to face the door that Fluttershy used to enter.
- >Nope, you still won't fit.
- >Somping over to it, your helm leaving more gashes in the ceiling, you crush through the door with a mighty kick.
- >The whole house may as well be made of paper.
- >With another couple of blows, you break a hole away from the wall big anough for you to leave.
- >The sun has began to set.
- >The birds have retreated back to their nests much to your relief.
- >Even at night though, this land was horribly pleasant.
- >It was time to change that.
- WAKE THE SLEEPER
- SHE WILL SERVE
- >The piss pony trots over to the unconscious Rarity.
- >She nudges the little marshmallow in her side with a hoof.
- "Um, Rarity, it's time to wake up please..."
- >This will not do, the pegasus is far too pure still.
- >Time to force another helping of evil down her throat.
- >You will her to stop and return to you outside.
- >She floats over the rubble that was the remnants of her wall.
- >She awaits commands, looking up at you eagerly.
- >You place a gauntlet covered hand on her head and blast more corruption into her skull.
- >Her legs start to buckle under your mental onslought and her eyes roll back in her head.
- >You doubt such a creature would even be capable of such evil, but it's worth a shot.
- >Before she keels over, you bring back your hand and lessen your naturally corrupting aura.
- >Her head hangs low and her legs shake.
- >No doubt the thing couldn't handle the massive amounts of cruelty pumped into her head.
- >She then suddenly straightens, flicking her mane from covering her entire face.
- "Hey! Hey you lazy little prissy bitch, stand the buck up!"
- >Her normal trot is now more of a stomp as she nears the sleeping pony.
- >Oh, what joy this will soon bring.
- "Rise and shine mother fucker!"
- >She brings a hoof across the unicorn's face with a swift slap.
- >With a sharp gasp, her eyes jolt open.
- "Oh looky, sleeping beauty finally decided to come back to the realm of the living. About bucking time!"
- >Oh by the gods, this was just too good.
- >The once disgustingly shy pony now seems to have grown some metaphorical balls.
- >What mayhem she will bring...
- "Darling, I KNOW you didn't just lay your filthy hooves on my coat!"
- >Oh, the unicorn is pissed now.
- >She returns the favor to Pisspony with a harsh slap of her own.
- >Fuck, pony brawl.
- >As entertaining as the jumble of yelling horses was, the time for pulling at eachother's manes was over.
- >You would allow them to continue their fight later.
- ENOUGH
- COME TO ME
- >They come to a halt at your command.
- >Fluttershy had a mouthful of Rarity's hair while the unicorn was poised to deliver a kick to the pegasus' stomach.
- >They release eachother and trot over to you.
- >They were no minions, but they would do.
- >In their little brawl, they managed to trash the living room.
- >More broken furniture littered the floor atop what you already broke.
- >Paintings and flowers were knocked down and dirt coated near everything.
- >Sweet sweet carnage.
- >At least they were capable of it.
- >The yellow one, though thin and weak, turned out to be quite viscious.
- >Perhaps it was from being so submissive all her life?
- >It matters not now.
- >The unicorn was just as frail looking, but could use magic to make up for it.
- >Far from being any force to reckon with, but will have to do for now.
- >The task at hand is to corrupt more of the little horses.
- >You find they're not too bad after they've been bombarded by your dark magnificence.
- >Perhaps leading a horde of the things will be bearable after all.
- >fond memories begin to flood back of razing and pillaging the small villages outside your domain.
- >Oh, those were the days...
- >Perhaps the ponies here have similarly cheerful settlements to burn down.
- >There is hope for this land yet with you here.
- >With the familiarity of minions at your heels, you set out for more.
- >After all, what's a slaughterous raid without a warband?

