Title: Twilight x Gamer pt. 2 Author: NWinn Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/hHcPQ7N1 First Edit: Thursday 22nd of January 2015 07:00:48 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 22nd of January 2015 08:58:40 AM CDT Well given this adrenaline rush I'm all but certain this is real..  >well twilight, two of your questions are about to be answered.  Her ears perk up and the biggest smile comes over her face.  >Other humans!?  I nod and head to the door, desperately trying to think of a way to explain my new ponyfriend to my old humanfriends. I notice twi eagerly trotting behind me. Stopping for a second I tell her.  >This is going to be a bit jarring for people so just wait here for a minute I'll bring them to you.  Her overly eager face transitions to a slight frown.  >w-will they not like me?  She asks almost on the verge of a tear.  >no no, it's not that, we just are not as used to new intelligent magical beings as you are.  I give her a reassuring pat.  >it will be fine, I promise.  With that I open the door and step outside. >The hell took so long?  Nick blasts at me.  >hey guys.. So um I don't really even know how to prep you for this but.. Well we'll have a 5th 'person' joining us today.. She's um.. Well it's.  Andew cuts me off.  >You FINALLY have a girlfriend, you glorious bastard, let's see her!  Stopping him from rushing the door I involuntarily belt out.  >IT-IT'S TWILIGHT SPARKLE!....  Greg puts his hand on my shoulder and sighs..  >we all want a pony wifu, but come on really, who is she?  Knowing at this point the only way this will make sense is to just show them. I slowly open the door. Twilight is eagerly waiting on the other side. >hello everyone, my name is twilight sparkle, it's a pleasure to meet you!  After what felt like years of silence, gerg finally broke it.  >you asshole.. How did you even?  The other two just stood there in disbelief.  >okay yes, I realize there's a lot of explaining to do but can we please do it inside?.. I dont want to have to explain it to casuals as well, that will be so much worse..  I exclaim while quickly pushing the lot of them in the house and slamming the door behind me.  After explaining what had transpired in the past hour they can't help but accept the news. After all there's a magical purple alicorn standing right in front of them.  >so humans come in all sizes and colors just like ponies do!  Nick the tall black friend in his usual sarcastic manner,  >Oh great ponies are racist..  Punching him in the arm I explan,  >sizes yes but we only tend to be a few different shades of pastelesq white/red through to dark brown.  Andrew jumps in  >so can you.. You know.. Fuck it?  Punching him substantially harder I yell,  >SHE'S an INTELLIGENT, SENTIENT BEING that understands English you horny assclown! -sigh- Innocently twi tilts her head to the side and asks what I was hoping she wouldn't, but knew would as she was just as curious as I have been my whole life..  >anon what does fuck mean?  Oh boy... >Well.. it's one of those hard words that means a lot of things depending on context.. And in this instance my -friend- here is referring to the way we reproduce, like we talked about earlier.  I really shouldn't have added that last part.  >Really.. really.. You've already been there, how long did you say she has been here?  Greg scoffs, Mostly jokingly.  >-sigh- can we at least go set up the rigs and sit down before we continue this..  Begrudgingly they agree that standing in the hall is becoming awkward and tiresome so we get the pc's set up.  >Now twilight for the third question of yours, this is out technology.  As I finish that statement I power up my multi-monitor gaming pc and see twilight's eyes light up brighter than my screens.  >So there is magic here! What do they do anon?!  >hehe thought you might like this, this is a computer. We don't have magic in a direct or tangible sense like you do in equestria, but to an outsider some of our tech might seem like it.  I can see the gears turning in her head trying to comprehend what these 'light boxes' are.  >and this is what it can do.. In a flurry of light and colours I show her videos, the internet, music and finally..  >now this is probably my favorite aspect of computers, video games! Soaking it all in like an adorable purple sponge she is most integrated by me being able to control what seems to be a human in the 'light boxes'  >is that a different type of person anon?  >hehe, nope it's all digital, we play games with fake avatars that we couldn't possibly do in real life. It's a way to escape our otherwise drab lives. >so what do you think twi?  She ponders her recent enlightenment of this slice of our technology for a bit.  >it's truly amazing. You have done all this without magic! Though in a way it's just a different type of magic. I do find it a bit odd that killing other Humans, even fake, is meant to be fun..  I hadn't ever really thought of it that way, in a sense it is magic.. Just with electricity..  >well it's not really killing it's more like a game of long range tag.. The other players come right back to keep playing!  Nick cuts in,  >nice lesson in our world.. But I think your losing sight of the fact that a magical being from another world is in your house and how biga thing that is. For one where is she going to stay?..  Oh right, they're still here.  >everything has happened so fast I haven't even thought about things like that.. It is a bit of an issue..  I have a tiny place, one bedroom and a living room perpetually filled with computers and other tech..  >For now at least, given how most of the world would react to our new purple friend.. I guess, she'll just stay here with me.