Title:           Twilight x Gamer pt. 1
Author:          NWinn
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First Edit:      Thursday 22nd of January 2015 04:40:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 22nd of January 2015 10:45:25 AM CDT

>So anon, how does your anatomy work in that regard? Twilight eagerly asks.
Still trying to cope with the fact that twilight suddenly appeared in my room a barely an hour ago. 
No idea where to start I try to dodge even for a second. 
>Well.. Umm, how does it work in equestria? 
>what do you mean anon? 
>Well here mares and colts have different parts than each other that we use for procreation and pleasure.. 
Her ears perk up at the different parts bit. 
>Really! That's so strange! In equestria we just do a sacred ritual with our special somepony to create life. And.. What do you mean different parts? Can I see yours!? 
Oh boy here we go, what the hell am I supposed to do now..
>before we get into that, how exactly did you get here? And why my room of all places?.. 
I ask, finally starting to grasp the situation. 
>oh..
Suddenly looking quite sad she continues, 
>Should I not have come..? 
>NO NO NO, don't take it the wrong way I'm quite happy you did, It's just, to be honest a few minutes ago I didn't even know you were real, and now you right here in front of me.. I'm just surprised is all. 
She perks back up. 
>oh thank Celestia! I had thought the same about you anon. We have these novels back home that speak of bipedal sentient creatures that were similar to ponies. 
This is crazy.. I knew it, I'm either asleep or I finally snapped.. 
>I see.. So we both thought the other were fictional characters.. Still though, how did you actually end up here? 
The adorable purple mare starts blushing. 
>well, Princess Celestia told me there was something very important I needed to do here and that there was a very special somepon.. Some-body here, and that it was my last test to become a true princess of friendship! 
Yep, I've lost it... Well, might as well give in to this delusion whilst it lasts.. 
>so what exactly are you meant to do here then? 
Her expression becomes a bit perplexed. 
>To be honest I'm not sure.. But I do have 24 moons to find out!
>24 moons!?! If our lunar cycles are similar that's a really long time.. Are you sure thats okay?
She simply smiles up at me and says,
>This is my final test, I have to do it properly. And besides, now that I'm here there's no going back until the stars line up again..
I stand there like a dumb statue for a minute.
>Well... What do we do now?
With that enchanting smile of hers she exclaims.
>For now I must learn everything about this place, and you!
And with that her face changes to what I can only describe as adorably devious she asks.
>now then, back to the topic of your strange anatomy.
I'm starting to think this is real.. Well either way.
>well twi, humans aren't like ponies, we cover most of our bodies with clothes and only let people very special to us see our "different parts."
This just proves to make her more curious.
>but anon, I'm not of this world so the rules don't apply!
I bend down pat her head and sigh,
>twilight we can get to that... in due time, For now let's keep it to conversational curiosities.
Blushing she nods in agreement, finally understanding the cultural disparity.
>good, well then where should we start?
She contemplates for a moment, then I can see the wave of curiosity come back over her.
>So, what kind of magic do humans have? Are there different types like unicorns and pegasi? What kind of technology do you have?
Just as I'm about to start the explanations there's a pounding on the door.
>who could that..
 I look at my watch.
>oh shit, the big unreal tournament lan was today..