"It was a beautiful day in Equestria"

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: Anonymous

 

It was a beautiful day in Equestria. The birds were chirping, the sun shining, and everypony had somewhere to be. All exept Ponigg, the most nigger pony in ponyville. Ponigg was walking around the streats, when he spotted Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo in an alleyway playing around. Ponigg walked up to the ponies. "Do you need something, mister?" Applebloom asked. Ponigg just stared at them, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders just starred back. Suddenly, Ponigg yelled "YOU PUNK ASS FOOS BETTER HAND ME ALL YO MONEY OR IM GONNA GANG RAPE YO ASS". Scotaloo, renembering about what she learned about stranger danger, instantly yelled "HELP!!". Ponigg than shot Scotaloo several times in the face. "IMA POP A CAP IN ALL YOZ ASSES IF YOU TRY AND GET HELP AGAIN" Ponigg yelled. "We don't have any money, mister...." Sweetie Belle slowly sputtered out. "OH FUCK NO NIGGAS, YOU DONE IT NOW FUCKASSES" Ponigg yelled. Ponigg than gathered his nigger army, and gang rapped Sweetie Belle and Applebloom's underage asses to death, right in that alleyway. The end.

 

EDITED BY: Anonymous

 

Yo It wuz uh fine day in Equestria. da birds wuz chirping, da sun shining, an' everypony had somewhere ta be. All exept Ponigg, da most nigga pony in ponyville. Ponigg wuz walking around da streats, when he spotted Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, an' Scootaloo in an alleyway playing around. Ponigg walked up ta da ponies. "Do you need somethin`, mister?" Applebloom asked. Ponigg just stared at dem, an' da Cutie Mark Crusaders just starred back. Suddenly, Ponigg yelled "YOU PUNK ASS FOOS bettah HAND ME ALL YO MONEY OR IM GONNA GANG RAPE YO ASS". Scotaloo, renembering 'boutwhat she learned 'boutstranger danger, instantly yelled "he`p!!". Ponigg than smok'd Scotaloo several times in da face. "IMA POP uh CAP IN ALL YOZ ASSES IF YOU TRY an' git he`p ag'in" Ponigg yelled. "we's don' gots any money, mister...." Sweetie Belle slowly sputtered out. "awww fuq nahh NIGGAS, YOU DONE IT NOW FUCKASSES" Ponigg yelled. Ponigg than gathered his nigga army, an' gang rapped Sweetie Belle an' Applebloom's underage asses ta deaf, right in dat alleyway. da end ya'll is mad stupid.