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"Day Negro populous"

By: NIEGeneral on Jan 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.97 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1. ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: Anonymous
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  3. >Day Negro populous
  4. >Fuckin sun god being all up in my shizznit groovin on ma style
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Shit 'n shave
  7. >So rich got homies to shower for me
  8. >Put on snap back and Nike's
  9. >Get down stairs for some fried chicken
  10. "I don't fuckin care if theses crackaz don't eat chicken, Imma eat it anyway!"
  11. >Just before you can raise the food of the gods to your mouth, you hear a knock at the door
  12. >Oh shit! The cops tryna chase you down 'n shit on several counts of carnivorism, theft and being black!
  13. >Good thing yo' black tho
  14. >You grab the fried delicacies and nigga roll out the window, sprinting away from the house
  15. "CAN'T CATCH TYRONE MOTHAFUCKA"
  16. >"Hey! You! You're wanted by princess Celestia!"
  17. >"You've won a free boat!"
  18. >Free boat?
  19. >Free??
  20. >Now these niggas be speakin yo language
  21. >Continue running until reaching Canterlot palace
  22. >That took way too fucking long
  23. >Like 3 and a half minutes
  24. >Snap back is snapped forwards
  25. >oh
  26. >Well anyway, won't matter after today being marked the day that Tyrone get's a fuckin boat!
  27. "Yo, sun niggah! Where my boat at??"
  28. >"Tyrone. As you may know, I willingly let you into my country on the promise of you--
  29. "Heyy, I didn't ask fo no life story n' shit I just want my fuckin boat!"
  30. >"Tyrone. I'll be upfront with you, there is no boat. This was a surprise intervention.
  31. >No fuckin boat?!
  32. >Wait.. THIS IS A FUCKIN TRAP
  33. "YO NIGGA! YOU NEVA TELL ME YOU BECAME A MOTHERFUCKIN COP?!"
  34. >Shit! She's probably gonna put you in jail again!
  35. >I can't let big Dave see this fuckin face again!
  36. >Wait! You still have fried chicken in your nigger pockets!
  37. "I'm sorry my fried friend!"
  38. >"What? I don't--"
  39. >Throw fried chicken at Celestia
  40. >"What is... AAHHHHH OH MY GOD! IS THIS A CHICKEN?! THIS IS A CHICKEN!"
  41. >Now's yo chance Tyrone!
  42. >Nigga roll out the window
  43. >8 stories high
  44. >Good thing you ate that cat to gain it's powers
  45. >You know what they call cat? Chicken of the railroad!
  46. >It'll be a long walk home today...
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  48. Fin
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