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The Trial of Omar Du'Quan - Applejack Rape Timeline

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  1. ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: SecureTripcodeJerk!!X08v3TCEmkn
  2. READ THE ALTERNATE "DARK SHED" TIMELINE FIRST.
  3.  
  4. >You come upon a door, slightly ajar.
  5. >A detectible odor emanates from inside
  6. "Yo man, this shit be makin' mah mouf' watta mo'than a plump ol' wattamellon." you whisper to yourself.
  7. >There's water running.
  8. >Orange horse must be in the shower
  9. >Getting her fat ass all wet.
  10. >Ooooooh, shieeeeet.
  11.  
  12. >You tiptoe towards the tub.
  13. >She's got the glass door shut.
  14. >It's locked from the inside
  15. >Your libido can wait no longer
  16.  
  17. >Using your strength inherited from several generations of laborers, you rip the glass shower door off it's tracks and toss it aside.
  18. >"WHAT IN TARNATION?!"
  19. >You rip your clothes off and barge in.
  20. >"OMAR, WHAT IN THA' HELL DO YALL THNK YER' DOIN?!"
  21. >You struggle to come up with a non-sexual answer.
  22. "UHH, SHIT MAN I JUS NEEDA FUKKIN SHOWA, MAN."
  23. >"WITH ME?!"
  24. "NOT ON PURPOSE, MA'AM."
  25. >"COULDN'T IT WAIT?!"
  26. "I DIN' WANNA RUIN YO'S BED."
  27. >"RUIN MAH' BED?"
  28. "MAH..UHH... SKIN BE ALL ASHY?"
  29. >"THEN WHY DIDN'T YALL ASK FER' SOME CREAM?"
  30. "I'M, UHH.... ALLERGIES N'SHIT?"
  31.  
  32. >Fuck.
  33. >She's not buying it.
  34. >And her Southern Belle accent is only making your dick stronger.
  35. >Is this the kind of torment your ancestors went through?
  36. >Harsh.
  37.  
  38. >You decide the time for words has ended.
  39. >The time for sweet love has begun.
  40.  
  41. >You press your massive erection against Apple's soaking cheeks.
  42. >She stops arguing and stares with her mouth agape.
  43. >After a minute of silence, you start to swing your hips back and forth.
  44. >Receiving no protest from the orange horse, you pick up the pace.
  45.  
  46. "Ey' girl..." you say.
  47. >"Y-yes?" she whimpers.
  48. "What'chu think?"
  49.  
  50. >You lift your member off Apple's ass with both hands.
  51. >It feels nearly three pounds in your arms.
  52. >You step around to the pony's front and drop your massive cock to the floor.
  53. >She stares as it continues to wobble for a good ten seconds.
  54.  
  55. >"A-ah don' know what ta t-think.."
  56.  
  57. >You chuckle.
  58.  
  59. "Why don'chu think abou' dis?"
  60.  
  61. >You bend over her back and grab her ass with a free hand.
  62. >The other waves your dick in her face.
  63. >As your hand slides down her backside, you find her mare pussy, still covered in the juices you smelled earlier.
  64. >You take a scoop and bring it to your face.
  65. >You sniff deeply.
  66. "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... Dayum, girl."
  67. >You return your hand to her cunt and begin gently massaging it.
  68. >This elicits a few moans from her.
  69. >Bringing the head of your massive member to her lips, you two words.
  70. "Sugg' it."
  71.  
  72. >The orange pony separates her lips by a few centimeters.
  73. >This approach is going nowhere fast.
  74.  
  75. "GIT ON OPENIN' DAT FUGGIN' MOWF, HAWSE!"
  76. "FAYSTUH!" you demand.
  77.  
  78. >Applejack locks her lips together and clenches down on her vaginal muscles, trapping your hand inside
  79. >You are unable to escape as she opens her maw and bites you in the dick.
  80.  
  81. "AGHHH! YO, YOU CRAY' BEEYTCH!"
  82. >You use your other hand to pry the whore's mouth open, freeing your cock.
  83. "MUH'FUGGIN HONKEY HAWSE ALWAYS TRYIN' BITE'A NIGGAS' DICK OFF!
  84. "ISSA' COUNTY FAIR ALL OVA'GIN!" you screech.
  85. >Being the nigger you are, you always store watermelon seeds in the back of your throat.
  86. >You hack them onto your tongue and shoot them through the holes in your gold teeth.
  87. >A dozen hit their mark on Applejack's face.
  88. >A few find their way into her eyes.
  89. >She's squealing in pain into your crotch.
  90.  
  91. "IMMA' HANG YO' CRACKA ASS OUT TA' DRY!" you bellow.
  92.  
  93. >With that, you begin stretching and contracting your pelvic floor muscles.
  94. >Your penis becomes engorged with blood.
  95. >It catches Applejack by her mouth and forces it's way in, snapping her jaw.
  96. >Your cock makes it's way down her esophagus, breaking through several organs and popping hundreds of arteries.
  97. >By the time your dick exits her asshole, your member has swelled up to two times the size of the miniature horse, giving her a bloated "party balloon" appearance.
  98.  
  99. >You jerk your hips upwards
  100. >Applejack's corpse acts as the head of a large hammer as you use your cock to force her limp body through the ceiling.
  101.  
  102. >Your cock now supports Applejack's cadaver three stories high.
  103. >All of Ponyville is staring in shock at the dead pony suspended above Sweet Apple Acres.
  104.  
  105. >You hold your hand to your heart and salute your new flag:
  106. "I FELT ON THE BIG FAT FANNY, PULLED OUT THE JAMMY AND KILLED THE PUNNANI."
  107. "AMD MY DICK RUNS DEEP, SO DEEP. SO DEEP IT PUT HER ASS TO SLEEP."
  108.  
  109. >You are oblivious to the growing mob just outside the house..
  110.  
  111. >You hear a distant shout
  112. >"MURDERER!"
  113. >The horde grows larger.
  114.  
  115. >Soon, the Ponyville C.L.O.P squad is breaking down the Apple family's door.
  116. >They move to apprehend you.
  117. >Your dick is limp, you have no defence.
  118. >You desperately search your afro for a weapon.
  119. >Before you can complete the search however, the police pull a sack over your head.
  120. >Nothing in your afro can help you now.
  121.  
  122. >You are read your rights.
  123. >The bag is pulled off your head.
  124. >You are in a court.
  125. >The only problem is, the jury is not rigged in your favor anymore.
  126. >And the police have tied your weaponized dick under your ass and to your back.
  127. >Shit.
  128.  
  129. >"Defendant.." begins the judge.
  130. >"Your name?"
  131.  
  132. "Pis'off, pig."
  133.  
  134. >"Shock him."
  135.  
  136. >What?
  137. *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
  138.  
  139. >You wake up in the same seat a few minutes later.
  140. >"Defendant, your name?" persists the judge.
  141.  
  142. "Ey, I tha' magnifiscent Omar Du'quan, king'a da hoodlums and ho's."
  143. "May I be presumin' you ta' be Justice-Jackoff?" you joke.
  144.  
  145. >"You are charged with the brutal rape and murder of beloved townswoman Applejack."
  146. >"The evidence was presented while you were asleep, so.."
  147. >"How do you plead?"
  148.  
  149.  
  150. "Inncent' yuh' hawna."
  151.  
  152. >The judge's expression does not twitch.
  153. >"Very well." she coos.
  154.  
  155. >"Detective Spyglass, present exhibit D." she says.
  156.  
  157. >A lanky looking horse places his hoof on your shoulder.
  158. >His other reaches down and grabs hold of your cock.
  159. >Hey now.
  160.  
  161. >"Your honor, and the jury." he begins.
  162. >"May I present exhibit D, the weapon used in the murder."
  163. "Aaah, e-ey' man. D-don' grib'id s-so hard!"
  164.  
  165. >Your gayness is taking it's toll on your conscious.
  166. >Try as you might, you cannot contain the raging boner growing deep within your member.
  167. >The grip of detective Spyglass only intensifies your condition.
  168. >You can feel the strings gripping your dick grow tighter.
  169. >A few pops and cracks from the string alert the detective.
  170.  
  171. >"...What the?"
  172. >"Uhh, officer... I think we might need more--"
  173.  
  174. *CRAAAAA-AAACK*
  175.  
  176. >The ropes holding down your dick have snapped.
  177. >Thank god you've discovered your homosexual side.
  178. >Your dick slips out of the detective's hoof.
  179. >It flings out from under your ass and splits your chair in two.
  180. >Extending out to it's full length, it slams into the justice's counter and works it's way upwards, sawing through everything in it's path.
  181. >The entire courtroom is under threat of collapse.
  182. >All these little horses are screaming their heads off.
  183. >Your mind races to find a way to escape.
  184. >You find the horse with the biggest ass in the courtroom and fuck her.
  185. >Before you release, you pull out of her and aim your dick at the ground.
  186. "AHH, SKEET SKEET MO'FUCKA!" you shout.
  187. >BLAST OFF!
  188. >Your seed propels you through the roof and miles outside of Ponyille.
  189.  
  190. >You zoom across the sky, soaring with the birds.
  191. >Never have you felt more alive.
  192. >Unfortunately, you didn't take into account what goes up must come down.
  193. "Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...."
  194.  
  195. *thud*
  196.  
  197. >You can't feel your legs.
  198. >Or your arms.
  199. >Or your dick.
  200.  
  201. >Here comes the light...
  202. >Yes..
  203. >It's so warm.
  204. >Taking you away!
  205. >FAR AWAY FROM HERE!
  206.  
  207. >...
  208.  
  209. >*grab me that scapel*
  210. >*Yes sir.*
  211. >"Nurse? Blood type,"
  212. >"AB Positive, sir."
  213.  
  214. "Aughhhhh... fugg..."
  215.  
  216. >"Hey... Weren't you just in here a few weeks ago?"
  217. >"Nurse? Where was this man found?"
  218.  
  219. >"Uhh, in the same intersection as before sir.. But no one claims to have seen him get hit."
  220.  
  221. >"Huh, you tryin' to commit fraud?"
  222. >"It's African Americans like you that give the others a bad name."
  223.  
  224. >...
  225.  
  226. >A few days later, you are ejected from the hospital for an inability to pay the bills.
  227. >You are given cheap wooden crutches and limp home.
  228. >None of this makes sense to you. Where are all the lawyers?
  229. >Where's your justice?
  230.  
  231. >You get home and turn on the TV.
  232. >Presidential address...
  233. >...
  234. >WHY THE FUCK IS RON PAUL GIVING THE PRESIDENTAL ADDRESS!?
  235.  
  236. >You look out the window and, to your surprise, it is snowing.
  237. >How fucking long were you laying in that intersection?
  238.  
  239. *click-clack*
  240.  
  241. >Tumbler.
  242. >Someone's trying to break in!
  243. >DAMN!
  244.  
  245. >You reach into your afro and pull out your glock, aiming it at the door.
  246. >It opens.
  247. >You fire three shots, all of which you hear hit your target.
  248. >"AUGHHHH! FUGG MAN!"
  249.  
  250. >That voice...
  251. >You've heard that voice before..
  252.  
  253. >You approach the door, to find not a burglar, but a man holding gift baskets.
  254. >Gift baskets filled with fried chicken.
  255. >And who's blood stains the gifts?
  256. >It's none other than...
  257. >Yours.
  258.  
  259. End.
  260.  
  261. END PART II - APPLEJACK RAPE TIMELINE