- ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: SecureTripcodeJerk!!X08v3TCEmkn
- READ THE ALTERNATE "DARK SHED" TIMELINE FIRST.
- >You come upon a door, slightly ajar.
- >A detectible odor emanates from inside
- "Yo man, this shit be makin' mah mouf' watta mo'than a plump ol' wattamellon." you whisper to yourself.
- >There's water running.
- >Orange horse must be in the shower
- >Getting her fat ass all wet.
- >Ooooooh, shieeeeet.
- >You tiptoe towards the tub.
- >She's got the glass door shut.
- >It's locked from the inside
- >Your libido can wait no longer
- >Using your strength inherited from several generations of laborers, you rip the glass shower door off it's tracks and toss it aside.
- >"WHAT IN TARNATION?!"
- >You rip your clothes off and barge in.
- >"OMAR, WHAT IN THA' HELL DO YALL THNK YER' DOIN?!"
- >You struggle to come up with a non-sexual answer.
- "UHH, SHIT MAN I JUS NEEDA FUKKIN SHOWA, MAN."
- >"WITH ME?!"
- "NOT ON PURPOSE, MA'AM."
- >"COULDN'T IT WAIT?!"
- "I DIN' WANNA RUIN YO'S BED."
- >"RUIN MAH' BED?"
- "MAH..UHH... SKIN BE ALL ASHY?"
- >"THEN WHY DIDN'T YALL ASK FER' SOME CREAM?"
- "I'M, UHH.... ALLERGIES N'SHIT?"
- >Fuck.
- >She's not buying it.
- >And her Southern Belle accent is only making your dick stronger.
- >Is this the kind of torment your ancestors went through?
- >Harsh.
- >You decide the time for words has ended.
- >The time for sweet love has begun.
- >You press your massive erection against Apple's soaking cheeks.
- >She stops arguing and stares with her mouth agape.
- >After a minute of silence, you start to swing your hips back and forth.
- >Receiving no protest from the orange horse, you pick up the pace.
- "Ey' girl..." you say.
- >"Y-yes?" she whimpers.
- "What'chu think?"
- >You lift your member off Apple's ass with both hands.
- >It feels nearly three pounds in your arms.
- >You step around to the pony's front and drop your massive cock to the floor.
- >She stares as it continues to wobble for a good ten seconds.
- >"A-ah don' know what ta t-think.."
- >You chuckle.
- "Why don'chu think abou' dis?"
- >You bend over her back and grab her ass with a free hand.
- >The other waves your dick in her face.
- >As your hand slides down her backside, you find her mare pussy, still covered in the juices you smelled earlier.
- >You take a scoop and bring it to your face.
- >You sniff deeply.
- "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... Dayum, girl."
- >You return your hand to her cunt and begin gently massaging it.
- >This elicits a few moans from her.
- >Bringing the head of your massive member to her lips, you two words.
- "Sugg' it."
- >The orange pony separates her lips by a few centimeters.
- >This approach is going nowhere fast.
- "GIT ON OPENIN' DAT FUGGIN' MOWF, HAWSE!"
- "FAYSTUH!" you demand.
- >Applejack locks her lips together and clenches down on her vaginal muscles, trapping your hand inside
- >You are unable to escape as she opens her maw and bites you in the dick.
- "AGHHH! YO, YOU CRAY' BEEYTCH!"
- >You use your other hand to pry the whore's mouth open, freeing your cock.
- "MUH'FUGGIN HONKEY HAWSE ALWAYS TRYIN' BITE'A NIGGAS' DICK OFF!
- "ISSA' COUNTY FAIR ALL OVA'GIN!" you screech.
- >Being the nigger you are, you always store watermelon seeds in the back of your throat.
- >You hack them onto your tongue and shoot them through the holes in your gold teeth.
- >A dozen hit their mark on Applejack's face.
- >A few find their way into her eyes.
- >She's squealing in pain into your crotch.
- "IMMA' HANG YO' CRACKA ASS OUT TA' DRY!" you bellow.
- >With that, you begin stretching and contracting your pelvic floor muscles.
- >Your penis becomes engorged with blood.
- >It catches Applejack by her mouth and forces it's way in, snapping her jaw.
- >Your cock makes it's way down her esophagus, breaking through several organs and popping hundreds of arteries.
- >By the time your dick exits her asshole, your member has swelled up to two times the size of the miniature horse, giving her a bloated "party balloon" appearance.
- >You jerk your hips upwards
- >Applejack's corpse acts as the head of a large hammer as you use your cock to force her limp body through the ceiling.
- >Your cock now supports Applejack's cadaver three stories high.
- >All of Ponyville is staring in shock at the dead pony suspended above Sweet Apple Acres.
- >You hold your hand to your heart and salute your new flag:
- "I FELT ON THE BIG FAT FANNY, PULLED OUT THE JAMMY AND KILLED THE PUNNANI."
- "AMD MY DICK RUNS DEEP, SO DEEP. SO DEEP IT PUT HER ASS TO SLEEP."
- >You are oblivious to the growing mob just outside the house..
- >You hear a distant shout
- >"MURDERER!"
- >The horde grows larger.
- >Soon, the Ponyville C.L.O.P squad is breaking down the Apple family's door.
- >They move to apprehend you.
- >Your dick is limp, you have no defence.
- >You desperately search your afro for a weapon.
- >Before you can complete the search however, the police pull a sack over your head.
- >Nothing in your afro can help you now.
- >You are read your rights.
- >The bag is pulled off your head.
- >You are in a court.
- >The only problem is, the jury is not rigged in your favor anymore.
- >And the police have tied your weaponized dick under your ass and to your back.
- >Shit.
- >"Defendant.." begins the judge.
- >"Your name?"
- "Pis'off, pig."
- >"Shock him."
- >What?
- *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
- >You wake up in the same seat a few minutes later.
- >"Defendant, your name?" persists the judge.
- "Ey, I tha' magnifiscent Omar Du'quan, king'a da hoodlums and ho's."
- "May I be presumin' you ta' be Justice-Jackoff?" you joke.
- >"You are charged with the brutal rape and murder of beloved townswoman Applejack."
- >"The evidence was presented while you were asleep, so.."
- >"How do you plead?"
- "Inncent' yuh' hawna."
- >The judge's expression does not twitch.
- >"Very well." she coos.
- >"Detective Spyglass, present exhibit D." she says.
- >A lanky looking horse places his hoof on your shoulder.
- >His other reaches down and grabs hold of your cock.
- >Hey now.
- >"Your honor, and the jury." he begins.
- >"May I present exhibit D, the weapon used in the murder."
- "Aaah, e-ey' man. D-don' grib'id s-so hard!"
- >Your gayness is taking it's toll on your conscious.
- >Try as you might, you cannot contain the raging boner growing deep within your member.
- >The grip of detective Spyglass only intensifies your condition.
- >You can feel the strings gripping your dick grow tighter.
- >A few pops and cracks from the string alert the detective.
- >"...What the?"
- >"Uhh, officer... I think we might need more--"
- *CRAAAAA-AAACK*
- >The ropes holding down your dick have snapped.
- >Thank god you've discovered your homosexual side.
- >Your dick slips out of the detective's hoof.
- >It flings out from under your ass and splits your chair in two.
- >Extending out to it's full length, it slams into the justice's counter and works it's way upwards, sawing through everything in it's path.
- >The entire courtroom is under threat of collapse.
- >All these little horses are screaming their heads off.
- >Your mind races to find a way to escape.
- >You find the horse with the biggest ass in the courtroom and fuck her.
- >Before you release, you pull out of her and aim your dick at the ground.
- "AHH, SKEET SKEET MO'FUCKA!" you shout.
- >BLAST OFF!
- >Your seed propels you through the roof and miles outside of Ponyille.
- >You zoom across the sky, soaring with the birds.
- >Never have you felt more alive.
- >Unfortunately, you didn't take into account what goes up must come down.
- "Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...."
- *thud*
- >You can't feel your legs.
- >Or your arms.
- >Or your dick.
- >Here comes the light...
- >Yes..
- >It's so warm.
- >Taking you away!
- >FAR AWAY FROM HERE!
- >...
- >*grab me that scapel*
- >*Yes sir.*
- >"Nurse? Blood type,"
- >"AB Positive, sir."
- "Aughhhhh... fugg..."
- >"Hey... Weren't you just in here a few weeks ago?"
- >"Nurse? Where was this man found?"
- >"Uhh, in the same intersection as before sir.. But no one claims to have seen him get hit."
- >"Huh, you tryin' to commit fraud?"
- >"It's African Americans like you that give the others a bad name."
- >...
- >A few days later, you are ejected from the hospital for an inability to pay the bills.
- >You are given cheap wooden crutches and limp home.
- >None of this makes sense to you. Where are all the lawyers?
- >Where's your justice?
- >You get home and turn on the TV.
- >Presidential address...
- >...
- >WHY THE FUCK IS RON PAUL GIVING THE PRESIDENTAL ADDRESS!?
- >You look out the window and, to your surprise, it is snowing.
- >How fucking long were you laying in that intersection?
- *click-clack*
- >Tumbler.
- >Someone's trying to break in!
- >DAMN!
- >You reach into your afro and pull out your glock, aiming it at the door.
- >It opens.
- >You fire three shots, all of which you hear hit your target.
- >"AUGHHHH! FUGG MAN!"
- >That voice...
- >You've heard that voice before..
- >You approach the door, to find not a burglar, but a man holding gift baskets.
- >Gift baskets filled with fried chicken.
- >And who's blood stains the gifts?
- >It's none other than...
- >Yours.
- End.
- END PART II - APPLEJACK RAPE TIMELINE