Title: The Trial of Omar Du'Quan - Applejack Rape Timeline Author: NIEGeneral Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ft71iXd9 First Edit: Monday 6th of January 2014 07:46:03 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 6th of January 2014 07:46:03 PM CDT ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: SecureTripcodeJerk!!X08v3TCEmkn READ THE ALTERNATE "DARK SHED" TIMELINE FIRST.   >You come upon a door, slightly ajar. >A detectible odor emanates from inside "Yo man, this shit be makin' mah mouf' watta mo'than a plump ol' wattamellon." you whisper to yourself. >There's water running. >Orange horse must be in the shower >Getting her fat ass all wet. >Ooooooh, shieeeeet.   >You tiptoe towards the tub. >She's got the glass door shut. >It's locked from the inside >Your libido can wait no longer   >Using your strength inherited from several generations of laborers, you rip the glass shower door off it's tracks and toss it aside. >"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" >You rip your clothes off and barge in. >"OMAR, WHAT IN THA' HELL DO YALL THNK YER' DOIN?!" >You struggle to come up with a non-sexual answer. "UHH, SHIT MAN I JUS NEEDA FUKKIN SHOWA, MAN." >"WITH ME?!" "NOT ON PURPOSE, MA'AM." >"COULDN'T IT WAIT?!" "I DIN' WANNA RUIN YO'S BED." >"RUIN MAH' BED?" "MAH..UHH... SKIN BE ALL ASHY?" >"THEN WHY DIDN'T YALL ASK FER' SOME CREAM?" "I'M, UHH.... ALLERGIES N'SHIT?"   >Fuck. >She's not buying it. >And her Southern Belle accent is only making your dick stronger. >Is this the kind of torment your ancestors went through? >Harsh.   >You decide the time for words has ended. >The time for sweet love has begun.   >You press your massive erection against Apple's soaking cheeks. >She stops arguing and stares with her mouth agape. >After a minute of silence, you start to swing your hips back and forth. >Receiving no protest from the orange horse, you pick up the pace.   "Ey' girl..." you say. >"Y-yes?" she whimpers. "What'chu think?"   >You lift your member off Apple's ass with both hands. >It feels nearly three pounds in your arms. >You step around to the pony's front and drop your massive cock to the floor. >She stares as it continues to wobble for a good ten seconds.   >"A-ah don' know what ta t-think.."   >You chuckle.   "Why don'chu think abou' dis?"   >You bend over her back and grab her ass with a free hand. >The other waves your dick in her face. >As your hand slides down her backside, you find her mare pussy, still covered in the juices you smelled earlier. >You take a scoop and bring it to your face. >You sniff deeply. "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... Dayum, girl." >You return your hand to her cunt and begin gently massaging it. >This elicits a few moans from her. >Bringing the head of your massive member to her lips, you two words. "Sugg' it."   >The orange pony separates her lips by a few centimeters. >This approach is going nowhere fast.   "GIT ON OPENIN' DAT FUGGIN' MOWF, HAWSE!" "FAYSTUH!" you demand.   >Applejack locks her lips together and clenches down on her vaginal muscles, trapping your hand inside >You are unable to escape as she opens her maw and bites you in the dick.   "AGHHH! YO, YOU CRAY' BEEYTCH!" >You use your other hand to pry the whore's mouth open, freeing your cock. "MUH'FUGGIN HONKEY HAWSE ALWAYS TRYIN' BITE'A NIGGAS' DICK OFF! "ISSA' COUNTY FAIR ALL OVA'GIN!" you screech. >Being the nigger you are, you always store watermelon seeds in the back of your throat. >You hack them onto your tongue and shoot them through the holes in your gold teeth. >A dozen hit their mark on Applejack's face. >A few find their way into her eyes. >She's squealing in pain into your crotch.   "IMMA' HANG YO' CRACKA ASS OUT TA' DRY!" you bellow.   >With that, you begin stretching and contracting your pelvic floor muscles. >Your penis becomes engorged with blood. >It catches Applejack by her mouth and forces it's way in, snapping her jaw. >Your cock makes it's way down her esophagus, breaking through several organs and popping hundreds of arteries. >By the time your dick exits her asshole, your member has swelled up to two times the size of the miniature horse, giving her a bloated "party balloon" appearance.   >You jerk your hips upwards >Applejack's corpse acts as the head of a large hammer as you use your cock to force her limp body through the ceiling.   >Your cock now supports Applejack's cadaver three stories high. >All of Ponyville is staring in shock at the dead pony suspended above Sweet Apple Acres.   >You hold your hand to your heart and salute your new flag: "I FELT ON THE BIG FAT FANNY, PULLED OUT THE JAMMY AND KILLED THE PUNNANI." "AMD MY DICK RUNS DEEP, SO DEEP. SO DEEP IT PUT HER ASS TO SLEEP."   >You are oblivious to the growing mob just outside the house..   >You hear a distant shout >"MURDERER!" >The horde grows larger.   >Soon, the Ponyville C.L.O.P squad is breaking down the Apple family's door. >They move to apprehend you. >Your dick is limp, you have no defence. >You desperately search your afro for a weapon. >Before you can complete the search however, the police pull a sack over your head. >Nothing in your afro can help you now.   >You are read your rights. >The bag is pulled off your head. >You are in a court. >The only problem is, the jury is not rigged in your favor anymore. >And the police have tied your weaponized dick under your ass and to your back. >Shit.   >"Defendant.." begins the judge. >"Your name?"   "Pis'off, pig."   >"Shock him."   >What? *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*   >You wake up in the same seat a few minutes later. >"Defendant, your name?" persists the judge.   "Ey, I tha' magnifiscent Omar Du'quan, king'a da hoodlums and ho's." "May I be presumin' you ta' be Justice-Jackoff?" you joke.   >"You are charged with the brutal rape and murder of beloved townswoman Applejack." >"The evidence was presented while you were asleep, so.." >"How do you plead?"     "Inncent' yuh' hawna."   >The judge's expression does not twitch. >"Very well." she coos.   >"Detective Spyglass, present exhibit D." she says.   >A lanky looking horse places his hoof on your shoulder. >His other reaches down and grabs hold of your cock. >Hey now.   >"Your honor, and the jury." he begins. >"May I present exhibit D, the weapon used in the murder." "Aaah, e-ey' man. D-don' grib'id s-so hard!"   >Your gayness is taking it's toll on your conscious. >Try as you might, you cannot contain the raging boner growing deep within your member. >The grip of detective Spyglass only intensifies your condition. >You can feel the strings gripping your dick grow tighter. >A few pops and cracks from the string alert the detective.   >"...What the?" >"Uhh, officer... I think we might need more--"   *CRAAAAA-AAACK*   >The ropes holding down your dick have snapped. >Thank god you've discovered your homosexual side. >Your dick slips out of the detective's hoof. >It flings out from under your ass and splits your chair in two. >Extending out to it's full length, it slams into the justice's counter and works it's way upwards, sawing through everything in it's path. >The entire courtroom is under threat of collapse. >All these little horses are screaming their heads off. >Your mind races to find a way to escape. >You find the horse with the biggest ass in the courtroom and fuck her. >Before you release, you pull out of her and aim your dick at the ground. "AHH, SKEET SKEET MO'FUCKA!" you shout. >BLAST OFF! >Your seed propels you through the roof and miles outside of Ponyille.   >You zoom across the sky, soaring with the birds. >Never have you felt more alive. >Unfortunately, you didn't take into account what goes up must come down. "Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...."   *thud*   >You can't feel your legs. >Or your arms. >Or your dick.   >Here comes the light... >Yes.. >It's so warm. >Taking you away! >FAR AWAY FROM HERE!   >...   >*grab me that scapel* >*Yes sir.* >"Nurse? Blood type," >"AB Positive, sir."   "Aughhhhh... fugg..."   >"Hey... Weren't you just in here a few weeks ago?" >"Nurse? Where was this man found?"   >"Uhh, in the same intersection as before sir.. But no one claims to have seen him get hit."   >"Huh, you tryin' to commit fraud?" >"It's African Americans like you that give the others a bad name."   >...   >A few days later, you are ejected from the hospital for an inability to pay the bills. >You are given cheap wooden crutches and limp home. >None of this makes sense to you. Where are all the lawyers? >Where's your justice?   >You get home and turn on the TV. >Presidential address... >... >WHY THE FUCK IS RON PAUL GIVING THE PRESIDENTAL ADDRESS!?   >You look out the window and, to your surprise, it is snowing. >How fucking long were you laying in that intersection?   *click-clack*   >Tumbler. >Someone's trying to break in! >DAMN!   >You reach into your afro and pull out your glock, aiming it at the door. >It opens. >You fire three shots, all of which you hear hit your target. >"AUGHHHH! FUGG MAN!"   >That voice... >You've heard that voice before..   >You approach the door, to find not a burglar, but a man holding gift baskets. >Gift baskets filled with fried chicken. >And who's blood stains the gifts? >It's none other than... >Yours.   End.   END PART II - APPLEJACK RAPE TIMELINE