Title:           "Day Negro populous"
Author:          NIEGeneral
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/EssVjt6d
First Edit:      Monday 6th of January 2014 08:37:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of January 2014 08:37:59 PM CDT

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY: Anonymous
 
>Day Negro populous
>Fuckin sun god being all up in my shizznit groovin on ma style
>Wake up
>Shit 'n shave
>So rich got homies to shower for me
>Put on snap back and Nike's
>Get down stairs for some fried chicken
"I don't fuckin care if theses crackaz don't eat chicken, Imma eat it anyway!"
>Just before you can raise the food of the gods to your mouth, you hear a knock at the door
>Oh shit! The cops tryna chase you down 'n shit on several counts of carnivorism, theft and being black!
>Good thing yo' black tho
>You grab the fried delicacies and nigga roll out the window, sprinting away from the house
"CAN'T CATCH TYRONE MOTHAFUCKA"
>"Hey! You! You're wanted by princess Celestia!"
>"You've won a free boat!"
>Free boat?
>Free??
>Now these niggas be speakin yo language
>Continue running until reaching Canterlot palace
>That took way too fucking long
>Like 3 and a half minutes
>Snap back is snapped forwards
>oh
>Well anyway, won't matter after today being marked the day that Tyrone get's a fuckin boat!
"Yo, sun niggah! Where my boat at??"
>"Tyrone. As you may know, I willingly let you into my country on the promise of you--
"Heyy, I didn't ask fo no life story n' shit I just want my fuckin boat!"
>"Tyrone. I'll be upfront with you, there is no boat. This was a surprise intervention.
>No fuckin boat?!
>Wait.. THIS IS A FUCKIN TRAP
"YO NIGGA! YOU NEVA TELL ME YOU BECAME A MOTHERFUCKIN COP?!"
>Shit! She's probably gonna put you in jail again!
>I can't let big Dave see this fuckin face again!
>Wait! You still have fried chicken in your nigger pockets!
"I'm sorry my fried friend!"
>"What? I don't--"
>Throw fried chicken at Celestia
>"What is... AAHHHHH OH MY GOD! IS THIS A CHICKEN?! THIS IS A CHICKEN!"
>Now's yo chance Tyrone!
>Nigga roll out the window
>8 stories high
>Good thing you ate that cat to gain it's powers
>You know what they call cat? Chicken of the railroad!
>It'll be a long walk home today...
 
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