Crazy About You: Chapter 3

>“You know,” Sunny interjects, “Why DID the condo manager require everyone's safe room combo?”

>You take a quick sip of water before responding.

“Your guess is as good as mine, especially since he put the book of safe combos in plain sight on his desk.”

>The manager was not the smartest person out there, but evidence from living there had you suspect he was legitimately retarded.

>His family would come by every once in a while to manage the place for him, so the place was not a complete organizational wreck.

>But locking himself out of the building on a weekly basis was tiresome.

“Either way, it made unlocking those safes a lot easier.  Glimmer had quite the banquet last week.  That was actually around the time you came in too.”

>You began to collect the dirty dishes and other used tableware in your arms as Sunny tails you from a distance.

>”Yeah... what happened that morning, anyway?  Your pants were down and Glimmer had that predatory look on her face.”

>Dumping the dirty dinnerware in the kitchen sink, a chill runs up your spine.

>”You would always leave that part out, and I really want to know what's going on between you two.”

>You vigorously rub your eyelids with your right palm in an attempt to rub the frustration out of your mind.

> Looking over to Sunny, you give an exasperated sigh.

“Ugh... I guess I can tell you now.  Not like its very important or anything.”

>Sunny quickly nods, the words “EAGER” seemingly printed on her irises.

“...so the morning you came...”

 

>Deep within the confines of your bedroom...

>”Nnng... oh Anon...”

>Your hands dance along the surface of Glimmer's body as you move over her.

>The bed groans under the weight and movement of the two bodies.

>Towering over her prone figure, you mutter under your voice.

“Glimmer....”

>You breathe heavily as you palm her engorged belly and firmly massage her distended orb.

>Her stomach gurgles gleefully as you handle its owner.

>You pump your arms over and over as your fingers dance on the surface of her skin.

>Each rhythmic push elicits a moan of pleasure from the milk-colored pony.

>”Oh yes... there, please more...”

“Glimmer.”

>The mare's hindlegs close behind you, bringing you closer to her swollen middle.

>Your torso makes contact with her belly as she thrusts against you.

>The sounds of her enjoyment threaten to drown out any thoughts you might have.

>”Ah dear Celes'ia, Anon...”

>Was that a country twang?

>Her forehooves grab the back of your head and forces your head into her-

“GLIMMER!”

>You exclaim as Glimmer wakes up from her daze of pleasure.

>You back up from her loosened grip and pull the curtains back, allowing the morning sun to pour into your room.

>”What's the matter dear, I thought you liked giving me belly rubs after a large meal?”

>You scratch your head in frustration as you look back at her with an irritated look.

>”And last night's meal was particularly filling.”

>She looks at you with the largest banana grin on her face, trying to force the most explosive reaction from you.

>Well it worked.

“I don't mind that, and you know damn well what I'm mad about!”

>You groan as you present yourself to her in the full glory of the morning sun.

>Motioning towards the pitched tent planted right in the middle of your pajama pants, you continue your rant.

“I could watch you eat idiots all day, even help you pacify them for later, and I'll even stroke you silly!”

>You take a deep breath before continuing.

“But when you start moaning and groaning like that, it drives me up the wall!”

>You grab the doorknob to your bedroom and swing the door open as Glimmer's laughter chases after you.

>Five days.

>It's been five days since you've known this pony.

>And she already knows how to get under your skin.

>You have felt so many emotions in the short time you have known her.

>Joy, relief, comfort, uneasiness, fear and more.

>You even got a rush as you wrestled down your 3rd floor neighbor into Glimmer's maw.

>But today's emotional roller coaster appears to be frustration.

>You stomp into your kitchen and pour yourself a glass of milk.

>You grimace at the color and proceed to add chocolate mix to the glass.

>As you lean against the kitchen island, stirring your chocolate milk, a very happy, albeit rounder pony meanders over in your direction.

>”I still do not know why a lady's sounds of joy would bother you, in fact, I can see that you enjoy it, both mentally and physically.”

>She punctuates her sentence by pointing a hoof to your lower half.

>You sigh as you face her.

“Is that why you have been conveniently stretching near me every chance you get?”

>”Not every chance, but only when I can, just to gauge your reaction.”

>She gives you a smirk, to which your left eye twitches in response.

>”Your body language shows disgust at my feminine charm, yet your mind takes great pleasure in it.”

>She attempts to close the distance between you, but you back up, refusing to make eye contact with her as you release your glass on the kitchen island.

>”Are you perhaps...”

>Sweating bullets at this point, you stand your ground and attempt to change the subject.

“So when is Apple Shine getting back, her sister is coming over here, right?”

>You attempt to muster a genuine smile, but only succeed in having the corners of your mouth twitch slightly.

“I really want to make sure she's okay, being a kid and all.”

>Glimmer sits on the floor, her protruding belly joining her hind legs for a rest on the ground.

>A thoughtful expression passes her face as ponders for a moment.

>”They should be coming here soon and you do not  need to trouble yourself about Apple Shine.  She is a very capable scout, and is actually my guiding light around this world.”

>Glimmer pops back up, belly still hanging low.

>”Enough about that, let us get back to our last topic, for I think I know your problem, dear.”

>Your eyes dart around the room as you back up, Glimmer still approaching slowly.

>She takes a deep breath, seemingly savoring the smell around her.

>”You have never experienced the gentle touch of a woman, have you?”

>You physically recoil at her words, your back hitting the wall behind you.

>Glimmer continues her prowl towards you as you stand at attention.

>”This young mare is correct in her guess, yes?”

>You dig into your mind for a witty retort as Glimmer slowly rears onto her hind legs.

>”Because I can provide that which you need.”

>You manage to squeak out a response as Glimmer's fore hooves rest on your shoulders.

“Y-you too...”

>She looks at you confused for a moment before smiling devilishly at you.

>With a glow of her horn, your pajama pants are down to ankle level.

>In a feeble attempt to preserve what dignity you had before this morning, you push Glimmer's left hoof off your shoulder in order to get some distance between you two.

>What you did not foresee is her grabbing you and pulling you down onto the ground as her belly pins you in place.

>”Please Anon, for such a calm-mannered human, you are really making this hard on yourself!”

>Glimmer forces you under her midsection, preventing any chance of escape from you.

>Struggling under malleable orb on top of you, you attempt to push yourself away from Glimmer, but to no effect.

“You're the one making it hard!”

>”What did I just walk in on?”

>You and Glimmer freeze as a new voice is introduced into the mix.

>Looking towards the entrance of your condo, you see Apple Shine and a new pony by her side, both carrying large sacks on their backs.

>Trotting towards your sofa, she puts down her baggage, which spill a torrent of books onto your living room floor.

>Picking up a book and opening it, she introduces herself.

>”Name's Sunny Shine, and if you two were in the middle of something, just pretend I wasn't here, I need to do some quick research.”

>As Apple Shine gallops over to her sister's side, you and Glimmer regain composure and stand properly as Glimmer removes herself from you and you pull up your pants.

“Well, my lady, I am-”

>”Cut the formalities buddy, I'm here to relax and study when I'm not conducting business.  My sister put in a good word for you, and you seem to have Glimmer under control.”

>She pauses to glance at Glimmer who only rolls her eyes.

>”So I assume you're a decent human.  Also, I know your name is Anon.  It's a pleasure.”

>Taken aback by her curt attitude, you look over at Glimmer who is already on her way to your bedroom.

>”I will be in the shower if anyone needs me.  Have fun you two.” Glimmer calls out.

>Hearing the distinct sounds of water running from your bathroom, you look over to the Shine sisters.

>The Apple one is on the farthest right side of the couch, making herself comfortable without a peep.

>Meanwhile Sunny is muzzle-deep in her book, fully concentrated.

>You attempt to break the ice with casual conversation.

“Mind if I ask you some questions while you read?”

>Without looking up from her book, she responds in quick fashion.

>”Go ahead, its not like I'm going anywhere fast.  And good company usually has good conversation.”

>You take up the remaining space on the couch between the two, taking care to not sit on either tail as they idly whip back and forth.

“So, what's your role in this entire operation?”

>Without skipping a beat, Sunny churns out a mechanical response.

>”I specialize in making the area livable by pony standards.  Glimmer and Apple are the muscle and finesse of our group, while I am the brains that figures out how to better this world.”

>”My cutie mark is a Sunflower because I can breathe life into the most hostile of places, allowing life to flourish where it wouldn't otherwise.”

>She turns her head towards you with a stoic expression ironed on her face.

“Sounds a lot like magic, but you're an Earth pony, yeah?  That means you can't just magic up a solution.”

>”Yes, but I'm an exception, much like how some pegasus are more attuned with nature than most Earth ponies.  While I can't manipulate things like a unicorn, I can force energy from myself to help sustain life.”

>She gives a short sigh before resuming her train of thought and turning back to her book.

>”Unfortunately, I can only do plant life at the moment.  Animals and... well humans I suppose are a bit out of my control.  That's why I'm reading up on how I can get around that.”

>The mounds of books that lay on your living room floor make you think that magic is not all that it's cracked up to be.

“Speaking of getting around, is Glimmer normally really forward with ponies she likes?”

>Looking over to Sunny, you see a crack of what appears to be a smile form on her visage.

>”She normally scares most stallions away if that's what you mean.  Back on Equestria, she's one of the hardest working farmhands in her family, so despite being a unicorn, is built like a stone wall.”

>A devious grin then appears on Sunny.

>”This also means accidentally knocking out coltfriends unconscious with a wide swing of her flank and dates that would wind up halfway in the ground from rejecting her.”

>You snicker to yourself as Sunny continues to reveal more humiliating facts about your first guest.

>”And that fancy accent she has?  She's a country girl at heart and pulls that accent out whenever she's about to go nuts on somepony.”

“How about when she's on the edge of ecstasy?”

>Sunny gives you a bemused look.

>”Really?”

“Really.”

>You both burst into laughter as your bedroom door swings open, unknown to you two.

>Putting on the worst Southern accent you can muster, you stand up and shout.

“Ah dear Celestia, ah Anon, I do declare ahm having myself a good ole orgasm!”

>As Sunny loses herself in a fit of laughter, you hear a set of hooves stomp onto your living room carpet.

>”What is the meaning of this?!”

>A very angry and embarrassed Glimmer stares at you coldly, nostrils flared and ears upright.

>”Sheesh Glimmer, where do you find humans like this, I want one too!”

>Wiping a tear of joy from her eyes, Sunny looks over to Glimmer who appears to be trying to compose herself.

>”Oh, nowhere special, just found him under the floor... and if he does not keep his mouth shut, I'll just have to PUT HIM IN THE FLOOR”

>Glimmer looks over to you, in an attempt to stare you down.

>You shrug your shoulders and make eye contact with Glimmer, arms crossed with a thin smile plastered across your face.

“Relax Glimmer, we're just having a little fun, at your expense of course.”

>”Well I would really appreciate it if this would stop, we have to clear the 4th floor of the building today.”

>Looking back at her, you pull out the South once more.

“Well sounds like we're gonna have ourselves a human rodeo, giddy up there, pardner!”

>You slap Glimmer's flank as she goes livid with rage.

>You dart out into the hallway with a very angry unicorn hot on your heels.