Title:           The alley fluffy
Author:          Muffinmare
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MhgE1erA
First Edit:      Thursday 26th of April 2012 02:55:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 26th of April 2012 02:55:03 PM CDT

I'll contribute. Not repost.
 
>Go to alley way
>see a bunch of fluffy ponies
>All searching for food
>Walk up to a green unicorn
>"Get 'way frem fwuffy, munster!"
>Feel like helping one today
"I have a lot of spaghetti at home!"
>"Sketties? Me wunt sketties!"
>Not very smart, even for fluffy
>Take him home with you
>Show him the spaghetti
>He gets excited and runs toward the food
"Look out!"
>Turns to see what I was yelling at
>Fluffy crahses into cabinets
>Pots and pans fall all over him
>Go to pick him up
>"Owie. Why weggies huwt?"
>Look at legs
>Completley disfigured
>Oh god, this is unfixable
>Have to put fluffy out of its misery
>Think what would be quick and painless
>"Owie! Fwuffy huwt weely bad!"
>Fluffy is in so much pain
>Decide to go with the old fashioned way
>Dump fluffy in tub
>"We pway?"
"Yeah... We play" you say sadly.
>Fluffy submerged
>Fluffy drowns.