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The alley fluffy

By: Muffinmare on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.89 KB  |  hits: 338  |  expires: Never
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  1. I'll contribute. Not repost.
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  3. >Go to alley way
  4. >see a bunch of fluffy ponies
  5. >All searching for food
  6. >Walk up to a green unicorn
  7. >"Get 'way frem fwuffy, munster!"
  8. >Feel like helping one today
  9. "I have a lot of spaghetti at home!"
  10. >"Sketties? Me wunt sketties!"
  11. >Not very smart, even for fluffy
  12. >Take him home with you
  13. >Show him the spaghetti
  14. >He gets excited and runs toward the food
  15. "Look out!"
  16. >Turns to see what I was yelling at
  17. >Fluffy crahses into cabinets
  18. >Pots and pans fall all over him
  19. >Go to pick him up
  20. >"Owie. Why weggies huwt?"
  21. >Look at legs
  22. >Completley disfigured
  23. >Oh god, this is unfixable
  24. >Have to put fluffy out of its misery
  25. >Think what would be quick and painless
  26. >"Owie! Fwuffy huwt weely bad!"
  27. >Fluffy is in so much pain
  28. >Decide to go with the old fashioned way
  29. >Dump fluffy in tub
  30. >"We pway?"
  31. "Yeah... We play" you say sadly.
  32. >Fluffy submerged
  33. >Fluffy drowns.
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