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Pre-Fluffy Closet

By: Muffinmare on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.42 KB  |  hits: 260  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Have a very well trained fluffy
  2. >Playing with her as usual
  3. >Let her into your room
  4. >Her safe room eventually migrates to your room
  5. >You want to make sure that everything is safe
  6. >You don't allow blocks in the safe room
  7. >"Daddy, can I pway in your woom?" she asks
  8. >Think about it
  9. "Okay, just this once"
  10. >She jumps with excitement
  11. >You allow her to roam freely in your room
  12. "I'm going to go for a bit and get you friends!"
  13. >She gets very excited and rambles on
  14. >Come back with 5 more fluffies
  15. >"Pway?" "Fwiend?" "Sketties?" they all exclaim
  16. >Get home and let them free
  17. >You go upstairs to look for your mare
  18. >To your surprise, she is missing
  19. >You check under your bed, but not there
  20. >You check your closet
  21. >She is all bloodied up dead
  22. "Oh my god!"
  23. >You should have never let her free by herself
  24. >You turn around to see all the other fluffies staring in the closet
  25. >"You a munster!" they exclaim
  26. >They try to run but you lock the door
  27. >You can't let them live like this
  28. >You stuff them all in the closet
  29. "Um.. Okay guys.. I know this looks bad"
  30. >"You a munster! Stay away hooman!"
  31. >You have to end them
  32. >They can't live like this
  33. >You run to the kitchen
  34. >You get a rug
  35. >You run back in and throw the rug inside
  36. >Constantly rushing the rug back and forth
  37. >Fluffies get too much static
  38. >They are caught a blaze
  39. >They scream and run frantically until death
  40. "Okay. Now I have to remember to throw these out tomorrow"
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