- >Purchase a fluffy pony
- >It's a red Pegasus
- >You play with him most of the time
- >One day, you have to paint your safe room
- >"Fwuffy wan' hewp!" the fluffy exclaims
- >You can't turn down such a cute face
- "Okay, you can help, but be very careful!" you say
- >"Okay daddy, I be cawefuw."
- >You want to change the safe room to a different color
- >Something to match your fluffy
- >So you go with red
- >You put down the paint bucket and get the brushes
- >Your fluffy goes to see the paint
- "Get away from the paint! You could hurt yourself!"
- >"Sowwy daddy" He says sadly
- "It's not your fault, I just need you to be careful."
- >"Okay!" he jumps right back into a happy mood
- >You begin to paint and your fluffy grabs a brush
- >You teach him how to paint with his mouth
- >He grabs the brush with his mouth and dips it in paint
- "Wow! You're doing a great job!" You exclaim
- >"Tanks daddy!"
- >He's not doing half bad
- >You continue painting
- >Fluffy starts to cough
- >"No smew pwetty" he says
- >Look over to him
- >"Fwuffy no feew gud"
- >He starts to vomit
- >There is paint all over his nose
- >He must have been sniffing the paint
- >Grab him and rush him to the car
- >Driving him to the vet
- >He continues to vomit
- >By the time you're half way there, he over dosed already
- >Go back home and dispose of the carcass
- "Note to self, don't let fluffy ponies paint"
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