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Painless Fluffy Torture Part 3

By: Muffinmare on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.75 KB  |  hits: 326  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Decide fire should come to play
  2. >Hope fluffy doesn't catch a blaze
  3. >Get hot coals and lay them down
  4. >Spaghetti on the other side with new blocks
  5. >"Me wike sketties!"
  6. "I know, you've said that before"
  7. >You explain that if she runs across she gets sketties
  8. >She accepts that
  9. >Set the coals to a scorching hot temperature
  10. >"Fwuffy feew hawt"
  11. "Oh, don't worry! The coal isn't that hot!"
  12. >She accepts your word of advice
  13. >Fluffy runs across and feels the heat
  14. >Make sure there is no possible way of coming back
  15. >She has to keep going
  16. >Gets too hot
  17. >Fluffy collapses
  18. >Threw water over the coals
  19. >Fluffy pretty much melted
  20. >Threw spaghetti on her
  21. "Here's your prize... God I'm a douche" You think to yourself
  22. "Might as well get another one for some fun."
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