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Painless Fluffy Torture Part 1

By: Muffinmare on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.97 KB  |  hits: 379  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Get fluffy
  2. >Decide this one is going to be used to fuck with
  3. >Set numerous alarms at different times
  4. >They are placed around the safe room
  5. >Fluffy enjoying his day until alarm goes off
  6. >Fluffy runs frantically around
  7. >"Bad Noise go way'!" It exclaims
  8. >Do this for hours
  9. >Eventually fluffy is crying
  10. "What's wrong, little guy?"
  11. >"I heaw bad noise!"
  12. "I don't hear anything"
  13. >"Bad noise go way!" it exclaims excitedly
  14. >Another alarm goes off
  15. >Fluffy starts rambling and running
  16. >"What dat bad noise daddy?"
  17. "Oh, that? That's just the fluffy monster."
  18. >Let the games begin
  19. >Fluffy gets horrified face
  20. >"NO! MUNSTER GO WAY'!"
  21. >Fluffy goes to sleep after cease of the alarms
  22. >Walking to it's safe room you see tears in her eyes
  23. >You fell kind of bad...
  24. >Just kidding!
  25. >You start to enjoy this
  26. >A little too much
  27. >You turn off the alarms and let her sleep
  28. >You plot out an entire way to torture it tomorrow
  29. >Painlessly but funnily
  30. >It's better to make it go crazy than dead
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