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Pain in a cage: Part 4

By: Muffinmare on Apr 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.34 KB  |  hits: 282  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The fluffies keep fighting and it ceases to stop
  2. >You eventually decide to get in
  3. "Guys, stop yelling at each other!"
  4. >They seem confused
  5. "Instead, fight over it. Hoof to hoof."
  6. >They look at each other
  7. >Puff up their cheeks
  8. >Then the fight commences
  9. >Do you know how funny a fluffy fight is to watch?
  10. >Very
  11. >They can barely do damage to each other
  12. >Eventually the mare rips fluff off the other one
  13. >He decides to run into the corner
  14. >The mare fluffy takes advantage of this and goes in for the attack
  15. >She keeps ripping off fluff
  16. >Fluffy starts to cry
  17. >"Owies, no huwt fwuffy! Daddy hewp!"
  18. >You stare him down and laugh
  19. >He doesn't understand
  20. >Eventually you give the winning fluffy a finishing move
  21. >You give her a block
  22. >She kicks the fluffy until he cries
  23. >Once his mouth is open she shoves the block down
  24. >The fluffy can't breathe and suffocates
  25. >You congratulate the mare with spaghetti
  26. >After her meal is done you ask
  27. "Ready to move to the next floor?"
  28. >"Yes! Me want mo sketties!"
  29. >You put her in a cage
  30. >She doesn't realize that the basement is the last of the floors
  31. >You shove her in a 3 foot deep hole in the floor
  32. "Here's the last floor!"
  33. >She cries for you to take her out
  34. >"Daddy it dawk! Hewp fwuffy!"
  35. "But you won! The winner moves down a floor!"
  36. >You bury the fluffy in the hole and it dies due to lack of oxygen in minutes
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