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Pain in a cage: Part 1

By: Muffinmare on Apr 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.32 KB  |  hits: 403  |  expires: Never
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  1. Same owner as "Painless Fluffy Torture"
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  3. >After all those traps you get bored
  4. >You want something better
  5. >Something that will really interest you
  6. >The first thing that comes to mind is pain
  7. >Create a couple of traps hidden in different places
  8. >Go to local fluffy adoption center
  9. >"Sketties?" "Fwiend?" the fluffies all exclaim
  10. "Yes, I'm going to be your new friend!"
  11. >They all get very excited
  12. >Pick up 3 unicorns and 2 pegasi
  13. >Bring them home and put them in a safe room
  14. "Okay guys, we are going to play a game, okay?"
  15. >"Okay daddy!" One exclaims
  16. "It's called treasure hunt! You go around the house looking for treasure!"
  17. >Fluffies don't understand "Treasure"
  18. "The treasure will be spaghetti an-"
  19. >They cut you off with their loud squealing
  20. "Are you ready?"
  21. >"Me weady daddy!" They all exclaim
  22. >You let them free and allow them to roam the second floor
  23. >If 2 die they are allowed to go down a floor
  24. >In the first floor it requires 1 death
  25. >Winners move down a floor
  26. >They scamper around having fun
  27. >One walks into a room with the first trap
  28. >It gradually makes its way in
  29. >Sees spaghetti and rushes down
  30. >Eating spaghetti and then...
  31. >Grabs the trap
  32. >A cut electrical cord disguised as spaghetti
  33. >It's plugged in
  34. >Fluffy lights up like a.. well.. light bulb!
  35. >Sparks shoot everywhere
  36. >Fluffies walk up to you
  37. >4 remain
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