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Fluffy Restaurant

By: Muffinmare on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.17 KB  |  hits: 295  |  expires: Never
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  1. I'm back
  2. A friend gave me the idea for this one.
  3.  
  4. >Bring fluffy to a restaurant
  5. >He becomes estatic in excitement
  6. >You walk with him there
  7. >Resteraunt is only 3 blocks away
  8. >"Hewwo!" he says to everyone he walks by
  9. >They all give him cold looks
  10. >He doesn't mind them
  11. >Eventually get to resteraunt
  12. >Fluffy looks at the menu but can't read
  13. >Tell him what they got
  14. "They have fish, chicken, po-"
  15. >He stops you and says
  16. >"I wike fishy!"
  17. >He never tried fish
  18. >He has seen them before
  19. >Order the food (I get chicken)
  20. >Eventually turn to see food coming
  21. >Look back and realize, no fluffy
  22. "Hm? Where could he have gone"
  23. >I see him at the fish tank
  24. "Get away from there!"
  25. >"But, I wan see fishy!"
  26. >You have dinner by the fish tank
  27. >He steadily eats his fish
  28. "Wait, are fluffies supposed to eat fish?"
  29. >He starts choking
  30. >Look over to him
  31. >There is a visible bone from the fish sticking out of his
  32.  
  33. neck
  34. >Try to get him to spit it out
  35. >He can't
  36. >He starts choking
  37. >He looks at you and says
  38. >"No.. Wike.."
  39. >He falls over dead
  40. >He opens his mouth and blood comes out
  41. >He must have drowned from the blood
  42. >Walk home with no fluffy
  43. "Well, I guess I have to get another one."
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