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Anon and IE part two

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  1. >You look at the pony with shock and amazement.
  2. >This has got to be some kind of dream, right?
  3. >Ponies just don’t spawn out of computers.
  4. >The pony gets to its…hooves, and looks you in the eyes.
  5. >Those golden eyes are brimming with excitement and joy
  6. >”Hey there!”
  7. AH!
  8. >”AH!”
  9. >You both jump back about a foot, resulting in the pony falling off the couch.
  10. “Wha… what are you?”
  11. >The pony jumps back to its feet and gets a look at itself
  12. >”I’m not sure, let me check”
  13. >Ok, it sounds like a female.
  14. >You look at her again and notice that her eyes have glazed over.
  15. >She still looks happy as fuck though.
  16. >After a few seconds, she snaps back to reality.
  17. “Soo… did you find anything out?”
  18. >”Yep!” she say, beaming.
  19. >You wait a few seconds for her to explain, but it doesn’t seem like she will
  20. *cough*
  21. >She looks at you puzzled, then realization spreads across her face.
  22. >”Oh! Right. Well, I am a pony incarnation of Internet Explorer, and I can do anything and everything the browser could do, only now with that extra pony feel!”
  23. >She’s over the moon.
  24. “Oh… do you know how you got here?”
  25. >”Not a single clue.”
  26. >Well, at least she’s blunt.
  27. >She wanders around the room, pausing to sniff or examine something.
  28. “So, would you like anything to eat, um... Internet”
  29. >She stops her wandering and looks at you excitedly
  30. >”Yes, that would be great user!”
  31. >User?
  32. “All right, follow me and I’ll get you something to eat.”
  33. >You lead her into the kitchen and open the fridge.
  34. >She climbs onto the counter and sits expectantly.
  35. >You manage to find some carrots and an apple.
  36. >You’re not sure how old the carrots are, but they seems crunchy enough.
  37. “Try these and tell me what you think.”
  38. >You offer the carrots to her first, and she nibbles on them.
  39. >Her eyes light up and she quickly devours the rest. You barely manage to get your fingers out of the way in time
  40. >”Those were delicious user! Do you have any more?”
  41. >She leans over the counter to try and reach your hands, which results in her falling off the counter.
  42. >You barely manage to catch her before she hits the ground.
  43. “Woah there pony, that’s it. I’ll buy some more tomarrow, ok?”
  44. >You place her back on the counter and she beams at you.
  45. >”Oh, ok. Hey user, what’s that other thing you have?”
  46. >She points with her hoof towards the apple.
  47. “This is an apple. It was going to be my snack, but here, have a bite.”
  48. >You hand her the apple, and she takes a bite out of it.
  49. >”Oh wow, this is way better than those orange things user.”
  50. >She chews happily away while you bite into the apple.
  51. “You don’t have to call me user. Just call me Anon, ok?”
  52. >”Ok Anon! You can call me IE.”
  53. >She gets up and starts walking, which results in her falling off the counter…again
  54. >You catch her and hold her in your arms
  55. “Maybe you should stay off of high places IE.” You say.
  56. >IE buries her head into your chest
  57. >”But Anon, I have you to catch me.”
  58. >You don’t really know what to say, but you feel your face getting warm.
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