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Anon and IE part one

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>You return home from the store with a shiny new laptop in hand.
>It took over five months of saving, but who cares.
>You had to have that holo-whatever that people were raving about.
>And after your old one broke down in a ball of glory, you decided to upgrade.
>It said "Now you will be able to watch your favorite movies in stunning 3D!" on the side
>That’s a long way to say "For porn"
>Oh god, this was going to be fun
>After tearing open the box, you pull out what looks like instructions.
"Screw that, I’ll learn as I go along." you say to yourself, throwing them off to the side
>Now to test this baby out.
>After figuring out which cord was the charger, you plug it in and turn it on.
>The windows theme rings out, and you look at the default background.
>You can change that later.
>There’s a little camera on the side by mouse pad, which you assume is for the holo-projection.
>After messing around with the settings for a bit, you find the holo-projecter
>You open the program and you're met with the message "please select your internet settings"
>Oh yeah.
>After you connect, you fiddle around with it, but it turns out you need pictures and videos for it to work.
>Oh Well
>You close out of it and open Internet Explorer.
>You set the defaults and open up /mlp/.
>Nothing that interesting going on, so you lurk around for a bit when your phone goes off.
>It's your friend.
>He wants to hang out for whatever reason.
>'Might as well, it's not like I'm doing anything else.'
>You text him back saying you'll meet him in a few minutes.
>After grabbing your coat, you decide to just leave your computer in the open.
>It's not like you'll be gone for long.
>About an hour later, you walk back into your apartment.
>You hang up your coat and walk over to the kitchen and pour yourself a glass of Sunny-D
"Juice, your the only one who understands me."
>After taking a few gulps, you hear an odd sound coming from your living room.
>Setting your glass of juice down, you go and investigate.
>It doesn't take long for you to figure out that your laptop is making the noises
>The thing was whirring so loud it sounded like a hurricane.
"What the hell..." You start before the screen explodes in a blinding flash of light.
>You cover your eyes in an attempt to shield yourself from the light.
>It works, but then you hear a loud crack, and you get knocked on your ass.
>You lay there for a second before you uncover your eyes.
>The room is a mess, but that wasn’t what drew your attention.
>There is a very frazzled looking small blue pony with a gold mane sitting in the middle of your living room.

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>You return home from the store with a shiny new laptop in hand.
>It took over five months of saving, but who cares.
>You had to have that holo-whatever that people were raving about.
>And after your old one broke down in a ball of glory, you decided to upgrade.
>It said "Now you will be able to watch your favorite movies in stunning 3D!" on the side
>That’s a long way to say "For porn"
>Oh god, this was going to be fun
>After tearing open the box, you pull out what looks like instructions.
"Screw that, I’ll learn as I go along." you say to yourself, throwing them off to the side
>Now to test this baby out.
>After figuring out which cord was the charger, you plug it in and turn it on.
>The windows theme rings out, and you look at the default background.
>You can change that later.
>There’s a little camera on the side by mouse pad, which you assume is for the holo-projection.
>After messing around with the settings for a bit, you find the holo-projecter
>You open the program and you're met with the message "please select your internet settings"
>Oh yeah.
>After you connect, you fiddle around with it, but it turns out you need pictures and videos for it to work.
>Oh Well
>You close out of it and open Internet Explorer.
>You set the defaults and open up /mlp/.
>Nothing that interesting going on, so you lurk around for a bit when your phone goes off.
>It's your friend. 
>He wants to hang out for whatever reason. 
>'Might as well, it's not like I'm doing anything else.'
>You text him back saying you'll meet him in a few minutes. 
>After grabbing your coat, you decide to just leave your computer in the open.
>It's not like you'll be gone for long. 

>About an hour later, you walk back into your apartment.
>You hang up your coat and walk over to the kitchen and pour yourself a glass of Sunny-D
"Juice, your the only one who understands me."
>After taking a few gulps, you hear an odd sound coming from your living room.
>Setting your glass of juice down, you go and investigate.
>It doesn't take long for you to figure out that your laptop is making the noises
>The thing was whirring so loud it sounded like a hurricane.
"What the hell..." You start before the screen explodes in a blinding flash of light.
>You cover your eyes in an attempt to shield yourself from the light.
>It works, but then you hear a loud crack, and you get knocked on your ass.
>You lay there for a second before you uncover your eyes.
>The room is a mess, but that wasn’t what drew your attention.
>There is a very frazzled looking small blue pony with a gold mane sitting in the middle of your living room.

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