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Anon and IE part five

By: Mr_Prime on Mar 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.16 KB  |  hits: 66  |  expires: Never
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  1. --you are ie pony—
  2. >You wave back at Anon as he leaves.
  3. >Your not sure why he did that, but it must mean something nice.
  4. >Yawning, you trot over to the couch and lay down, ready to take a nap.
  5. >There was nothing else to do but wait until Anon gets back.
  6. >Hold on
  7. >When was Anon getting back?
  8. >He never said.
  9. >You jump up with a sudden surge of panic, then quickly take a calming breath.
  10. “Silly IE, Anon wouldn’t leave you alone for long.”
  11. “And besides, Anon hugged you. Hugs usually mean that you like someone. So I have nothing to worry about.”
  12. >Curling back up, you try to sleep.
  13. >But after the miniature panic attack, sleep seems impossible.
  14. >Sighing, you sit up and decide to browse the internet to see what this new world was like.
  15. >Pretty quickly, you discovered these things called “memes”
  16. >They were funny at first, but they got boring pretty quickly.
  17. >With nothing else to do, you browse through the internet, trying to find a decent website to hang around on.
  18. >Nothing comes up.
  19. >Damn.
  20. >Sighing, you close out of the page you were on and stretch your legs.
  21. “Well, I might as well look around.”
  22. >Why were you talking to yourself?
  23. “Ah well, I'll look that up later.”
  24. >The first place you head is Anon’s room.
  25. >It was relatively clean, aside from the odd sock and piece of trash.
  26. >The next place you head is a small, shiny, and very clean room.
  27. >After a brief search, you discover that this is the bathroom.
  28. >Over on the side you see a large stall with a door.
  29. “I wonder what that thing is.”
  30. >You try googleing it, but that takes too long.
  31. >And besides, what’s the worst thing that could happen?
  32. >You manage to open the door and climb inside.
  33. >There was a round thing with little nubs up above your head.
  34. >After a search, you came to the conclusion that this was a phone booth.
  35. “What an odd place for a phone booth, but who am I to say what’s odd?”
  36. >You were about to leave the booth when the best idea struck you.
  37. “I Know! I should call Anon! He’ll be so happy to hear from me, and I’ll be able to figure out when he’s coming home!”
  38. >You were a genius sometimes.
  39. >After further inspection, you see two knobs, one labeled “C” and the other labeled “H”
  40. >Obviously they stood for “call” and “hang up”.
  41. >You turn the “C” one and shout “Call Anon.”
  42. >Technology was amazing
  43. >But instead of a dial tone, you are blasted in the face with freezing cold water, instantly soaking you.
  44. >You yelp and leap out of the booth, uttering a stream of recently learned curse words.
  45. “What the hell was that?”
  46. >You search through the internet again to find your mistake.
  47. >It turns out that the contraption was not a phone booth, but in fact, a shower.
  48. >That makes sense.
  49. >Giggling at your mistake, you turn off the water and look around for something to dry you off.
  50. >You notice a stack of white… towels in the corner and grab one.
  51. >Now for the hard part.
  52. >After trying to dry yourself off with your hooves, you settle in just wrapping yourself in the towel and rolling around until you were dry.
  53. >After you were sufficiently dry, you fight your way out of the towel and bounce out of the bathroom.
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