Day /vp/ in Equestria

>Day you’re going to be the very best in Equestria

>When you came over, all you had on you was your 3DS and a pack of overpriced, pretentious cigarettes.

>The warm light of Pokemon X has been one of the few comforts you’ve had in this strange, pastel covered land.

>That being said, you weren’t a fucking nerd, so you never played it in public.

>As a result, only two ponies knew of your secret hobby.

>Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle, who used her magic to not only make a copy for the two of them, but made it so none of you had to worry about the battery dying.

>Mustard Quiet was satisfied playing Pokemon-amie with whatever she could find on the first route, but you hadn’t heard anything about the game from Purple Smart.

>Until today.

>When she wordlessly handed over her 3DS with The Holy Grail of ‘mons on displayed on the screen.

>Shiny.

>Fucking.

>Pidgey.

>You’ve heard tales of relationships destroyed in pursuit of this.

>Gratitude nearly explodes from every pore on your face, until you look up and see the most unsettling smirk you’ve ever encountered.

>Of course it wouldn’t be that easy.

”Name your terms, Sparkle.”

>”I don’t think I’m asking for too much here.  Just one night of pass- AHHHH!“

>Before she can even finish her sentence, your fingers have found their way to her clit.

>She starts moaning harder as you increase both speed and pressure.

>Fuck, this is taking too long, time for plan B.

>You position yourself behind her and immediately start lapping at her dripping vag.

>A noise that almost sounds like a squeak has joined the moans.

>Her front hooves have buckled from the pleasure, putting her in a face down, ass up position.

>With a scream, she finally finishes.

“Pay what you owe.”

>”Do you have any idea how many boxes I filled up breeding that thing?  One orgasm isn’t going to be enough here.  I’m not leaving until I get a proper dicking.”

>In one fluid motion, you rip off your pants.

>”I didn’t know those were tear-away.”

“THEY’RE NOT!”

>Immediately mount her, and start pumping with speed of Kenyans.

>All these years, they’ve laughed at you.

>”15 years of playing Pokemon, and you’ve never gotten a shiny?  What a faggot.”

>But you’d show them.  Flying across the skies atop your bird that’s a slightly different color than theirs.

>If you were going to do this, you may as well do it right.

>Pick her up and pin her against the wall.

>The new position allows her to lightly nibble at your collar bone will you’re thrusting into her.

>Between that and how hard her walls are milking you, you have your first of many orgasms of the night.

>Several hours later, Twilight screams as she rides out her 151st orgasm.

>”Alright… Alright, you’ve earned it.”

>Barely conscious, you manage to make the trade.

>Feeling euphoric, you check its stats.

>Shit nature.

>Throw your 3DS against the wall in anger and die of the dehydration your marathon sexing has caused.