Title:           Day Irony In Equestria
Author:          Mr_Nobody
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SZ0bbevS
First Edit:      Thursday 5th of December 2013 10:03:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 5th of December 2013 10:03:52 PM CDT

 
>One day too many in Equestria
>It’s finally happened.
>She’s finally broken you.
>You’ve realized that this is your life now. Sexual frustration and dealing with fetish attempts.
>You’re only delaying the inevitable.
>You follow the triple S with a breakfast of Dutch Courage and walk to the door, dragging your feet the whole way there.
>Opening the door, you don't even let her get to today's guess before admitting defeat.
>“You win. My fetish is missionary with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.”
> Yellow Social anxiety giddily clops her front hooves on the ground and squeals before hurrying upstairs.
>It was absolutely adorable, which only makes this all feel even more wrong.
>Head upstairs to find an incredibly eager Yellow Mellow already ready.
>She knows exactly what we’re doing on the bed. =3
>Join her, and slide your hand slowly up her leg.
>Get to the crotch and find nothing there
>Realize in all your time here, you’ve never actually seen any pony genitalia. Just what they've referred to as “plots”
”Flutteryshy, do you even have a vagina?”
>“Of course not. I’m a cartoon horse.”
”Then how the fuck are we supposed to have sex?”
>All the excitement slowly drains from her face and is replaced with a look of utter despair.
>She runs out of the house, sobbing loudly.
>Reach over to the night stand and grab a cigarette.
>It appears you’ll have a lot more free time in the morning, now that you don’t have to worry about
>Fucking Fluttershy.