- >One day too many in Equestria
- >It’s finally happened.
- >She’s finally broken you.
- >You’ve realized that this is your life now. Sexual frustration and dealing with fetish attempts.
- >You’re only delaying the inevitable.
- >You follow the triple S with a breakfast of Dutch Courage and walk to the door, dragging your feet the whole way there.
- >Opening the door, you don't even let her get to today's guess before admitting defeat.
- >“You win. My fetish is missionary with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.”
- > Yellow Social anxiety giddily clops her front hooves on the ground and squeals before hurrying upstairs.
- >It was absolutely adorable, which only makes this all feel even more wrong.
- >Head upstairs to find an incredibly eager Yellow Mellow already ready.
- >She knows exactly what we’re doing on the bed. =3
- >Join her, and slide your hand slowly up her leg.
- >Get to the crotch and find nothing there
- >Realize in all your time here, you’ve never actually seen any pony genitalia. Just what they've referred to as “plots”
- ”Flutteryshy, do you even have a vagina?”
- >“Of course not. I’m a cartoon horse.”
- ”Then how the fuck are we supposed to have sex?”
- >All the excitement slowly drains from her face and is replaced with a look of utter despair.
- >She runs out of the house, sobbing loudly.
- >Reach over to the night stand and grab a cigarette.
- >It appears you’ll have a lot more free time in the morning, now that you don’t have to worry about
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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