- >one dey there waz applejack
- >she was eating apple
- >"i am eating a apple" she said
- >suddenly rainbow dash
- >they sexed
- >why u do dat said applejack
- >ur a meen rainbow
- >but im not rainbow dash, cried rainbow
- >then rainbow dash was a rock
- >and applejack was ded
- >oh, and some guie bacame a pony and raped applejacks corpse
- >the end