a shitty chatroom fanfiction about ponies

Mr.Jared

One day at the office of *generic name*

QuakeRiley

Then QuakeRiley sneaks up, drugs you.

Typhoon

You wake up strapped into a machine

Typhoon

or does he have someone use magic on you?

QuakeRiley

With me twiddlying a mustache.

QuakeRiley

Techomagic.

Mr.Jared

You strugle to break free

Typhoon

And

Mr.Jared

nothing happends

QuakeRiley

Then, suddenly the machine turns on.

Typhoon

WRONG

Typhoon

Right

Mr.Jared

you feel light headed

Typhoon

You begin feeling nauseous

Mr.Jared

You feel a tingling in your body

QuakeRiley

Your vision starts to blur.

Mr.Jared

you look down and you see...

Mr.Jared

not much because your vision is blured

QuakeRiley

You realise your glasses are not on.

Typhoon

There's a pain in your

Mr.Jared

anus

QuakeRiley

You feel something pushing into your anus.

Mr.Jared

which is what you call your hands for some reason

Typhoon

AND VIBRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Jared

no wait, thats just your phone

Mr.Jared

wtf is it doing in there?

QuakeRiley

You wonder why your phone is in your rump

QuakeRiley

But do not question a sloppyclop.

Typhoon

Your fingers are getting smaller

Mr.Jared

you feel your hands cramping up

QuakeRiley

You shout curses.

Typhoon

You also ask him why he's doing it

Mr.Jared

He looks at you and says

QuakeRiley

"Making you into a Pony"

QuakeRiley

"Like your shitty fanfics"

Mr.Jared

you scream no

QuakeRiley

But secretly yes.

Mr.Jared

then wonder if it is such a bad thing

Typhoon

Another pony appears enters the room next to him

Mr.Jared

Suddnly there is a knock at the door that randomly apears

QuakeRiley

The design looks similar.

QuakeRiley

It's Globebutt.

Typhoon

You squint through the window at him

Typhoon

He says

QuakeRiley

"You'll love being a pony"

Mr.Jared

more knocking is heard at the door

Mr.Jared

it bursts open with Mr.Jared bursting out

Typhoon

You look down at your rapidly shrinking legs

Typhoon

They're turning .....

Mr.Jared

"I have a order of a large pizza for a... WTF is going on here?"

Typhoon

The color....

Typhoon

Globebutt knocks him down

Mr.Jared

"Ow" exclaims Mr.Jared as he falls to his knees

QuakeRiley

"ANOTHER FALLS TO MY TRAP!

QuakeRiley

MUAHAHAHAHAH!"

Typhoon

As he falls unconcious

Typhoon

He drops the pizza

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared falls face first into the pizza

Mr.Jared

burning his face with the cheesy goodness

Typhoon

Your skin is now blue

QuakeRiley

Your feel a tingling in your crotch

Typhoon

your hands are now hooves

Mr.Jared

You look down to find that...

QuakeRiley

You have become a herm.

Typhoon

Quakeriley laughs

Mr.Jared

like a whore

QuakeRiley

"This is too funny"

Typhoon

Smoke is coming from where jared's face once was

Typhoon

the room smells like burning cheese

Typhoon

and flesh

Mr.Jared

"You are telling me!" Mr.Jared says witha face full of pizza

Typhoon

You are let out of the chair

Mr.Jared

"that will be tree fiddy" says Mr.Jared as he passes out again

Typhoon

But as you don't walk on all fours you immediatly collapse

QuakeRiley

As you now have hooves

QuakeRiley

"Now, let the last few things come"

Typhoon

You begin falling uncouncious

QuakeRiley

At the sound of the chared Mr.Jared faps.

Typhoon

You wake up several hours later

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared seems to have stuffed in the large pizza box

Typhoon

Have been stuffed into the pizza box

QuakeRiley

The smell of burnt flesh and cum is strong.

Typhoon

Anyway, Two ponies stand in front of you

QuakeRiley

You think one is Globebutt, the blue colour is obvious.

Typhoon

The other looks like

QuakeRiley

Zephry

QuakeRiley

"I keep him chastised just for that god awful clopfic" QuakeRiley said.

Typhoon

Zepyhr Looks at you and says

QuakeRiley

"FuCk Me!1!"

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared wakes up in the pizza box

QuakeRiley

SHHH.

QuakeRiley

Mr Jared hadn't the foggiest.

Mr.Jared

"I don't know" replys Mr.Jared "but it smells like burnt face and cum in here"

Mr.Jared

"what do?"

O-O-T-N

Hahahaha

QuakeRiley

"Don't worry Jared, you will be next"

O-O-T-N

Oh wow.

Mr.Jared

"Next for what? OHHHHh are we getting blind bags?"

QuakeRiley

"Not exactly.

QuakeRiley

Something will be a Pony, but it won't be a toy"

Mr.Jared

"Then what Mr.Man who smells strongly of cum?"

QuakeRiley

"No."

QuakeRiley

"A nice Pony to have a good fuck on"

Mr.Jared

"You are going to make a papercraft Rainbow Dash and cum in it?"

QuakeRiley

"No, you are going to be the Pony"

Egg_Discord

And then a voice calls out, "Master! I have the plans you requested!"

Mr.Jared

"I'm sorry what" Mr.Jared says

Egg_Discord

Eggor comes out hunchbacked and shows the plans to make Mr.Jared into a pony

Globebutt

Igor; it's spelled Igor!

Globebutt

Ahem.

Egg_Discord

I know. It's Egg+Igor.

Mr.Jared

"..." is all Mr.jared could utter

QuakeRiley

"Thanks Igor, now piss off you hunchedback midget"

Globebutt

(Fr/ahnk/enstein! Fr/ahnk/enstein!)

Globebutt

(I wanna watch that now. Dammit.)

Egg_Discord

"But what about my reward? You promised me some munchies if I got the plans!"

QuakeRiley

Fine, have a buscuit.

Egg_Discord

"Thank you, master!" Igor says as he leaves while chewing on a 5 month old biscuit

QuakeRiley

"Why I even hire minions"

Mr.Jared

"i have been doing nothing this whole time" says MrJared

QuakeRiley

"Fine"

QuakeRiley

"IGOR! START THE MACHINE!"

Egg_Discord

Igor pulls a switch while drooling over everything around him, only to be zapped by the machine.

QuakeRiley

"Bloody inbred"

Egg_Discord

"Don't worry, darling," Igor says to the machine, "We'll be alone soon enough."

Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.

Globebutt has deleted a photo.

QuakeRiley

"Just start the machine ready while I strap him in. Then confirm the bookings for them at the next convention."

QuakeRiley

QuakeRiley picked up Mr. Jared and easily inserted him into the machine.

Mr.Jared

"nonononononononoonononononononononno"

Egg_Discord

"Yesh, master!" Igor then presses every button on the machine.

Mr.Jared

The machine does nothing

Egg_Discord

Igor plugs the machine back in.

QuakeRiley

"Why don't I just make robots"

Mr.Jared

suddenly speakers come out of the machine

Egg_Discord

Igor then waits for about five minutes as the machine loads up in a ridiculously slow manner.

QuakeRiley

"Knew WIndows 8 was a bad idea"

Egg_Discord

"Master, the password isn't working."

QuakeRiley

"THERE IS NO PASSWORD"

Mr.Jared

"You are using the wrong account then" Mr.Jared points out from the inside of the machine

Egg_Discord

"But we only put one account on here!"

Egg_Discord

Who else could've added a second account?"

Mr.Jared

"i guess you are doing it wrong then" Mr.Jared simply says

Egg_Discord

"Dammit! I knew that gang of rats seemed untrustworthy!"

QuakeRiley

"Why is he playing with the microwave?"

Egg_Discord

"This isn't the machine? I thought something was wrong!" Which one of these machines is the one we need to operate? There's like 500 fucking machines in here!"

QuakeRiley

"The one with the label you bloody spastic"

Mr.Jared

"even i knew that' Mr.Jared loled

Egg_Discord

"Which label? There's about five here that have labels!"

QuakeRiley

"The one with the Pony on it"

Mr.Jared

"You are as dumb as you look mister" Mr.Jared shouted from the machine

Egg_Discord

"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooh, we're turning him into a pony this time! I thought we were disintegrating him. Alright here it is!"

QuakeRiley

"Not after last time. Never again"

Egg_Discord

Igor presses the purple button with orange stripes.

Mr.Jared

"Wut"

Egg_Discord

"The button came this way. Just go with it."

Mr.Jared

The machine begins to blast out dubsteb

O-O-T-N

Pony conversion by dubstep, I like it.

QuakeRiley

"Why did I ever let that tool upload his ipod to my machine?"

Egg_Discord

"Phase one initiated master!"

Egg_Discord

Igor then strokes the machine tenderly

Mr.Jared

"MY EARS!" cried Mr.Jared

QuakeRiley

"Hurry up, I want to go have a pint"

QuakeRiley

"Be happy jared, could of picked Bieber"

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared things about this then simply starts "Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub "

Egg_Discord

The machine begins humming loudly and start to begin its work on Jared."

QuakeRiley

Should be fun.

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared suddenly gets wobbly and falls down

Egg_Discord

The machine starts with his legs, inducing a pulsating feeling throughout his body,

QuakeRiley

"I love this part"

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared looks down and is suprised to see his...

Egg_Discord

Then his member gets sucked inside of him, leaving no genitals at all

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared is not amused

Egg_Discord

His body is covered in pink fur with white spots all over.

QuakeRiley

Oh, that's new.

Mr.Jared

Mr. jared is wildly swating at himself

Mr.Jared

"Get it off!" he screams

Egg_Discord

Then his hands turn into hooves,, as a bright red tail creeps out of his backside.

QuakeRiley

"Get what of Jared? Nothing new"

Mr.Jared

"t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tail!"

QuakeRiley

"And?"

Egg_Discord

Suddenly, a giant red afro mane pops out of his head as his body finishes the changes into a pony.

Mr.Jared

"Change me back you communists!"

QuakeRiley

"Now, this is good."

Egg_Discord

"...What the hell did I do to the machine last night? That wasn't supposed to happen."

QuakeRiley

"They're going to love you"

Egg_Discord

"We'll win the Nobel Prize for sure, master!":

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared falls down and says "what are these chili dog stains doing in here?"

Egg_Discord

"I was wondering where those chili dogs I was eating last night went."

Mr.Jared

"Why did you do dis to me?"

QuakeRiley

"For fun>?

Egg_Discord

"FOR SCIENCE!"

Mr.Jared

""

Mr.Jared

"Well i guess that is ok as long as im not being raped"

Egg_Discord

"...Does this mean we can't dump him in the pit with the depraved ponies, master?"

QuakeRiley

"No.

QuakeRiley

He can still be used for sex

Mr.Jared

"Can I go now? I have a meeting to go to in 5"

QuakeRiley

Tell the convention organisers that he is ready"

Egg_Discord

"But how? He has no genitalia."

QuakeRiley

"Did you forget?"

QuakeRiley

"The genitals take a bit longer to grow"

Mr.Jared

Suddenly genitals

Egg_Discord

"Oh true. Still, I thought they'd have grown by no-"

QuakeRiley

"Mare wasn't it Igor?"

Egg_Discord

Suddenly, a vagina explodes onto Jared's backside, unleashing the smelliest queef known to man.

Mr.Jared

"Oh, there it is"

QuakeRiley

"Forever happy to not be there"

Egg_Discord

"When can we start breeding her for more ponies, master?"

QuakeRiley

"No."

QuakeRiley

"Like all of them, going to be used for sex at the next Bronycon"

Mr.Jared

"Sexy pony, are you crazy?!"

QuakeRiley

"Most certainly"

Egg_Discord

"Yes"

Mr.Jared

"i disagree"

QuakeRiley

"No choice, you're going to be a nice flank for some fat Brony"

Mr.Jared

"no"

O-O-T-N left the chat.

QuakeRiley

"You get no choice.

Egg_Discord

"Will she give birth to mutant human-pony hybrids?"

Mr.Jared

"O realy?"

QuakeRiley

"No, just sex for Bronies"

Mr.Jared

"or have you not noticed in the time it has taken us to talk i have already broken out and traped you two in that machine"

QuakeRiley

"Problem with that.

QuakeRiley

I'm actually a machine"

QuakeRiley

"Sooooooo, I can't be a Pony."

Mr.Jared

you are still trapped though

Mr.Jared

And i run!

Egg_Discord

"But I'm already inside the machine," Igor said, with his pants down in front of the exhaust pipe.

QuakeRiley

"Jared, you don't run.

Mr.Jared

Mr.Jared runs off into the sunset

Mr.Jared

Only to be hit by a train

QuakeRiley

FIN