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Censorship (Flutterrape one-shot) [First]

By: MrSK on Apr 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.19 KB  |  hits: 23  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day I'm [spoiler]anon[/spoiler], I'm helping in Equestria
  2. >You wake up feeling pretty [spoiler]shitty[/spoiler] since you were up all night playing Twister with Pankah Poe
  3. >Damn is that Pony flexible...  She was literally the epitome of reality-bending
  4. >Enough on trying to explain the inexplainable, on with routine!
  5. > Shower, Shi...
  6. >Out of the blue your mind feels a sudden jolt of electricity
  7. OW! WHAT THE [spoiler]NIGGER[/spoiler] TITS?!
  8.  
  9. >Well that's odd, did...
  10. >*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
  11. >Ah, good timing. Maybe your daily nuisance will be able to explain what happened?
  12. >You rush downstairs and open the door to an eager Pegasus with a sly grin on her face
  13. What kind of obscene act shall you oppose on me today, Flutters?
  14. >"Oh! U-uhm... well i already have it in motion... Unless you haven't noticed it yet m-mister..?"
  15. Are you the reason why i got shocked for thinking about taking a shi...
  16. >Yet again another jolt of energy protrudes through your body
  17. WHAT IN THE [spoiler]FUCK[/spoiler] HOLY [spoiler]SHIT[/spoiler] MY BRAIN IS GOING TO [spoiler]FUCKING[/spoiler] EXPLODE! WHAT IN THE UNJUST [spoiler]FUCK[/spoiler] DID YOU DO TO ME YOU LITTLE [spoiler]SHIT[/spoiler]?
  18. >While you scream on the floor in agony, the yellow menace slowly approaches you as you flop around like a fish out of water
  19. >"S-so mister... Is censorship your fetish?"
  20. >What...
  21. WHAT?!?!
  22. HOW IN THE [spoiler]FUCK[/spoiler] CAN THAT BE ANYONES[spoiler] FUCKING[/spoiler] FETISH? I MEAN ARE YOU [spoiler]FUCKING[/spoiler] JAPANEIGH...
  23. >And then it hits you
  24. >But after you recover you realise a little fault in her plan
  25. Of course Fluttershy! I mean everyones fetish is censorship, right?
  26. >"O-oh! really? i'm so happy i could just... ~yay. Does that mean we can have se..."
  27. >And suddenly Fluttershy spasms on the ground as if she was having a seizure
  28. >As soon as her little episode is over she sees you spotting your traditional shit-eating grin and realises what she has done.
  29. >Fluttershy then hangs her head in shame as she walks slowly back to Ponyville realising how [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] stupid this recent guess was.
  30. >One might say that [spoiler]Fucking[/spoiler] Fluttershy
  31. Saved you from
  32. [spoiler]Fucking[/spoiler] Fluttershy
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