- >Day We must all make sacrifices in Equestria
- >And you just posted your second one-shot on the Humanrape general
- >No idea why it's called that, there's only one human!
- >After posting it you go along your merry way to get yourself some lunch as a reward
- >Begin walking downstairs and set your aim towards the fridge to make a sandwich
- >When you open the door what beholds you is disturbing to say the least
- >The entire fridge is filled completely with tiny little spiders crawling around inside
- >Since you have Arachniphobia, you were only slightly rustled
- >Hastily shut the fridge before any get out and bolt to the door to get the fuck out
- >And it so happens that there is literally millions of the buggers blocking your exit
- >You start to panic and decide to go in the fetal position, and start cradling back and forth
- >For good measure, you decide to blame an authoritive figure for all of your missfortune
- WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY CELESTIA?
- >Slowly the spiders encircle you, but at the second before they touch you they back off
- >A figure starts to approach you, but you're too far gone to recognize them
- >"Is people exploiting one of your darkest phobias your fetish, Anon?"
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