- >Fluffy pony put in river
- >Fluffy pony survives in a basket of reeds
- >Fluffy pony adopted by Pharaoh
- >Fluffy pony speaks to pony God
- >Pony God tells fluffy pony to free other fluffy ponies
- >Fluffy pony unleashes ten plagues on Egypt, one of which is the plague of spaghetti falling out of your pockets
- >Pharoah lets fluffy ponies go
- >Fluffy ponies arrive at red sea
- >Fluffy pony parts sea with help of pony God to get fluffy ponies across
- >half way through the sea, fluffy pony sees a cuddlefish and gets distracted
- >all fluffy ponies drown
- >and not a single fuck was given that day
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World's Oldest Fluffy Pony Story
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