Vacation Legs

>had way too many accidents with fluffy pony the past month

>finally decide to have it amputated for its own safety

>crush some knock out pills into spaghetti dinner

>"fwuffy sweepy", they're so cute when they sleep

>do the deed while fluffy is heavily sedated

>hours later after the ordeal, it wakes up in its new bowl bed with bandages on its freshly cauterized stumps

>it looks up at you sadly

>"where weggies go? why no wun?"

> the internet says that the best way to deal with this is to tell your pony that it's legs went on a trip and they'll be back later

>answer seems to mollify the fluffy pony and you put it to bed

>several days later, fluffy pony has gotten used to its new mobility, but it is a little melancholy, always asking "when weggies come back?"

>you tell it soon enough

>come home one day with a spaghetti dinner for fluffy pony

>set it on the kitchen counter and head to the safe room

>fluffy pony isn't there

>wot!.jpg

>hear a crash from the kitchen

>run in to find the spaghetti covering the floor and fluffy pony in the middle of it cheering playfully

>"fwuffy wuv skettis! thankies daddy!"

>rush over to the center of the spill and pick up fluffy pony

>it starts to flail its hooves around playfully and... wait hooves

>wot!!.jpg

>fluffy pony miraculously now has all four legs again, fully functional

Fluffy, where did you get those legs from?

>"weggies come back fwom vacacion! jus in time fo skettis!"

>wot.jpg

>sit there dumbfounded while pony eats the floor spaghetti