- >fluffy pony runs around the house with a sheet tied around her neck like a cape
- >likes to scream "i supa poni!"
- >think its adorable
- >sometimes play with fluffy pony and pretend you are a super villain
- >"Roar! I have you in my clutches now super pony!"
- >fluffy pony giggles while you grab her and tickle her
- >one day, accidentally leave sink running when answering the phone
- >come back
- >fluffy pony face down in sink wearing cape
- >fluffy pony drowned
- >sigh and prepare to go get a new one
- >suddenly the door slams open
- >robin, the boy wonder storms in with five other teenage super heroes
- >"Oh my god, this super villain has killed our comrade, super pony. Titans attack!"
- >three of the teen titans rush at you
- >first one trips on his cape, falls forward and breaks his neck
- >dies instantly
- >second one rushes into the stove, manages to turn it on, and sets herself on fire
- >apparently being on fire isn't one of her super powers as she flails about
- >rushes outside and burns to death
- >third one rushes at me, trips and falls into the same sunk as fluffy pony
- >teen titan drowns
- >Robin stares at the devastation
- >"My god, he's too powerful. Titans retreat!"
- >Robin and the remaining titan run away
- >titan rushes too quickly, slips on an oil slick outside and land in the road
- >is hit by a truck
- >look around at the devastation
- >fucking teen titans
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Super Pony: Teen Titan
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