Title:           My Roomate Bruno 3
Author:          MrFluffyVegas
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qzDDURmc
First Edit:      Thursday 26th of April 2012 01:22:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 26th of April 2012 01:22:02 AM CDT

>sit there with the little cage facing you for a few minutes
>fluffy unicorn inside keeps trying to get out and shouting intimidating threats, which sound adorable coming from a fluffy pony
So... what's your name little guy?
>"smawty fwiend dwink your boo-boo juice!"
Well there's an idea. Lets get you something to drink.
>bring carrier over to the fridge and find a few fluffy pony bottles
>after heating one up you put it up to the carrier so the fluffy can drink from it
>it keeps pushing the bottle away
>"no feed smawty! no wan food nippwe!"
>stays to the back of the cage defiantly
Maybe if I get you out of the cage.
>open the carrier and reach in to pick up the fluffy gently
Don't worry, I won't hurt ya fel- AHAHH!
>fluffy pony bites down on your hand
Jeezy Creezy!
>even with its abysmal jaw strength and tiny teeth, still manages to deliver a painful attack
>"smawty fwiend not faww fo hooman wies!"
>about to smack the fluffy when Bruno's word's suddenly float through your mind
>"if that fluffy is in any way worse for the ware when I get back..."
*gulp*
Alright, you don't want me to pick you up, I'll just let you come out on your own.
>set down the bottle in front of the carrier for fluffy pony to come and get
Well, come on. Aren't you hungry?
>the fluffy pony sneers at you
>"smawty fwiend lead herd! smawty fwiend not foal! no eat fwom food nippwe!"
For somebody who doesn't want to be treated like a baby, you sure are acting like one.
>fluffy pony just blows raspberries in response
Okay, tough guy, what do you want? How about I get you some of that spaghetti Bruno was talking about.
>"sketties is da opiowt... opiart... stuff hooman use to twick fwuffies!"
Have you ever had any?
>"no." fluffy pony schrunches his face angrilly
Wow, never met a fluffy pony who turned down free spaghetti. No wonder you're so grumpy.
>head to the fridge and grab some cold spaghetti to reheat
>pop it in the microwave and check back on your grumpy little house guest
>he's not in his carrier anymore
>left door opened
>doesn't take a genius to put two and two together
Great...