- >pissed off by the end of Mass Effect 3
- >go to Bioware main offices and demand to speak to the writing staff
- >you are ushered into the writers room
- >you don't believe your eyes
- >room is full of fluffy ponies, playing, eating spaghetti, and generally being adorable
- >"These are the writers?" you ask
- >"Oh no. These are just the guys who write our endings."
- >choruses of "star chiwd" and "sinfessin" sound around the room
- >realize that you have had your jimmies rustled by fluffy ponies
- >spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
- >fluffy ponies eat spaghetti
- >one of them looks up at you
- >"shepawd dwons"
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