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Lonely Fluffy

By: MrFluffyVegas on Apr 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.87 KB  |  hits: 394  |  expires: Never
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  1. >volunteer at the fluffy pony orphanage
  2. >everyday at work, shovel more piles of fluffy ponies into the cage, scoop out the corpses, and toss in their daily meal of spaghetti (fluffy ponies love spaghetti)
  3. >most ponies get picked up within a week or so
  4. > one of older ones have been here for as long as I can remember
  5. >she's less perky and a lot dirtier then the other ponies
  6. >always hope she's gonna get picked but she never does
  7. >whenever you feed the ponies their spaghetti you give her a cookie and pet her
  8. >she calls you 'fwiend' and licks your hand
  9. >some nights she's the only pony left in the cage
  10. >"where other's go" she asks
  11. >try to explain but she never understands
  12. >when you leaves she always screams out "no leave alone! no leave alone!"
  13. >breaks your heart every time
  14. >owner of the pound tells you not to worry
  15. >she'll either get picked up by someone or die soon enough
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