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Francis Hates Fluffy Ponies

By: MrFluffyVegas on Apr 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.01 KB  |  hits: 219  |  expires: Never
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  1. >After months of running and surviving, Francis, Zoey, Louis, and Bill finally reached safety.
  2. >Turns out the entire continent of Australia was completely zombie free
  3. >They arrived in the safe zone and prepared to hunker down as whatever governments were left took times calibrating their missile strikes against the zombie hordes
  4. >About a few hours after they were situated, Francis noted a peculiar thing
  5. >Tiny little fluff balls were roaming around the Outback
  6. >He approached one of them
  7. >"Hewwo! You gonna be fwuffy new daddy?"
  8. >"What the hell are these?" Francis asked a guard
  9. >"Why those are fluffy ponies mate! We got um all round here now days!"
  10. >Several more critters now surrounded Francis' legs asking for "hugs" and "sketties"
  11. >Francis picked up his shotgun and headed for a boat
  12. >"Francis, where are you going?" Zoey asked
  13. >"Back to zombie territory." He responded bluntly
  14. >"Why?" Louis inquired
  15. >Francis pointed his shotgun at a fluffy that was following him and pulled the trigger
  16. >"I hate fluffy ponies."