Fluffy Saarebas

>You are an Arvaarad of the Qunari

>Sworn to defend all against the dangers of mages, Saarebas

>Your Saarebas was recently lost

>After days of searching you finally find him

>He wound up on a beach somewhere and burned himself to death

>The Arishok is not pleased

>You are given a new Saarebas to look after

>Qunari gueads lead in a tiny fluffy creature on a leash

>Looks up at you "fwiend?"

>You would ask if this is a joke, but Qunari do not have jokes

>The Arishok explains that these fluffy creatures were recently discovered by the Qun

>They seem to possess intelligence, but limited

>When asked if they would join the mighty Qun or die they responded "Huggles!", Which the Qun took to mean yes

>Fluffy ponies accepted into Qun

>Everything went better than expected

>Not quite. Turns out the little horned ones are Saarebas, albeit incredibly weak ones. As such they must have an Arvaarad to act as their jailer

>You are chosen for that duty

>This entire time the little creature has been mewling up at you shouting for 'sketties' and 'ball'.

>*sigh*

>Well it can't get anyworse

>You head to walk out before Arishok stops you

>Since these Saarebas are so weak, they don't need a jailor for each one. As such you have been given the task of being Arvaraad for all the fluffy Saarebas

>An entire Karataam of fluffy ponies on leashes rush towards you

>It's a cacophony of "pway","want sketties","you mah daddeh?","fwuffy make poopies", "no smell pwetty!","no wike weash!", "wanna fight da dwagons!"

>*sigh*

>Think you might know why your last Saarebas burned himself to death