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Fluffy Pony Power Armor

By: MrFluffyVegas on Apr 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.21 KB  |  hits: 230  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Hi folks BILLIE MAYES here. Don't you just love fluffy ponies, they're so god damn adorable
  2. >But everyone hates how quickly they die
  3. >Well now, you no long need to worry about that, with the new FLUFFY PONY POWER ARMOR!
  4. >Just strap your fluffy pony into our patented power armor and watch as your favorite pet spits in the grim reaper's eye-socket
  5. >12 inches of reinforced titanium protects your fluffy pony from everyday dangers like: rocks, sticks, wolves, stairs, open sources of water, wind, and nothing
  6. >Plus the fluffy pony power armor comes with enough ammunition to decimate a 3rd-world country! (Extra ammunition sold separately)
  7. >Fluffy pony armor's defense system activates whenever the fluffy pony senses a threat (And sometimes for no reason). So no more worrying about your fluffy pony being mistreated by crazy perverts.
  8. >And the best part is, once strapped in, your fluffy pony won't be able to get out! You can leave your fluffy pony alone for hours without it killing itself.
  9. >And you won't need to feed it, thanks to the fluffy pony tube. It'll shoot fresh spaghetti right into the fluffy pony's stomach!
  10. >The FLUFFY PONY POWER ARMOR: available where at all finer WMD stores and PonyCo!
  11. >ORDER RIGHT NOW!
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