Bruno's Appointment

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>Dick Malone feels satisfied with his work as he watches the little white fluffy sail into the sky

>He's about to return inside and check if his shipment has arrived when he feels a tight grip around the back of his neck

>Dick tries to cry out in pain, but the crushing force on his windpipe prevents him from making anything but a squealing noise

>"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" a deep voice, belonging to his assailant calls out from behind

>"I suppose this is a bit impolite, but I have a bit of a problem you see. Fluffy Ponies are a thing very near and dear to my heart. So innocent, so pure, but so unable to handle the outside world. They're really like children you see."

>He continued his diatribe as Dick continues to flail about in his grasp, trying to claw his huge hand off his neck.

>"In the end WE are the one's created them. What kind of parents are we if we don't help them? It's our duty to help them as best we can. Does that entail taking in every stray we find? Of course not, that's insanity. But it does mean NOT going out of our way to harm them. Do you understand what I'm, saying friend?"

>The man turns Dick around to make eye contact with him. He's a huge bald, black man with a fine suit and dark sunglasses

>Dick is unable to respond to him with anything but further cries of pain

>"Wonderful. Now I'm gonna go find that fluffy pony, and do my best to help her. Maybe even find her owner if I'm lucky. And if she's dead, well I just might have to come back here and help you understand just a little better. Pray we don't see each other again." He drops Dick on the ground and walks away slowly

>Dick rushes up, intending to sucker punch the son of a bitch

>the man responds with a sidestep and a clothesline, knocking Dick flat on his back and out cold

>the man simply readjusts his tie and heads off to find the white fluffy pony