- >70's batman theme music
- >Enter Batman and Robin
- >"Plundering ponies Batman, its the worst villain of them all: the Freezicorn!"
- >"I see him Robin."
- >An ice blue unicorn with a cold suit and a freeze ray stands before them
- >"You won't be thawing this operation dynamic duo. Not once my newest minions put you on ice. Attack my fluffies!"
- >The Freezicorn opens a cage, unleashing a pack of fluffy ponies with freeze guns strapped to their backs
- >They all commence to scurry about yelling "pway", "I fweeze pepul!", "no smell pretty"
- >Most of them begin to bump into one another, hug themselves, and piss on the floor
- >A few of them manage to get the freeze rays working but they only hit other fluffy ponies, killing them instantly
- >"Hurry old chum, we've got to stop these fluffy fools from freezing themselves."
- >Batman and Robin commence to try and save the fluffy ponies from killing themselves
- >"Well, that wasn't what I was expecting. Still a distraction is useful. Hope you have a cool time Batman!"
- >The Freezicorn attempts to get away but is suddely stopped by something
- >A little black fluffy pony jumps on the Freezicorn and begins to bounce up and down on him
- >"Wanna pway. Wanna pway." it keeps chanting
- >"No, get off me you fool!" Freezicorn loses balance and falls down as the fluffy keeps playing on his back
- >Batman and Robin later find the fluffy pinning down the villain with a silly look on its face
- >"Looks like the Freezicorn has been put on ice."
- >"I already used that joke you idiot." The Freezicorn attempts to retort but is hit on the head by the little fluffy
- >"Fwuffy wiked joke"
- >Batman adopts fluffy pony and rename it the Bat-Fluffy
- >"I iz da nite!"
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