Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

Bad Fluffy Room

By: MrFluffyVegas on Apr 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.58 KB  |  hits: 448  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Taking care of your fluffy pony
  2. >Set out a bowl of water a bowl of fluffy chow
  3. >"whewe sketti?"
  4. No spaghetti today
  5. >"fwuffy wan sketti! fwuffi wan sketti!"
  6. No spaghetti fluffy! No! Bad fluffy!
  7. >"fwuffy wan sketti!"
  8. >It continues to shriek, dumping the contents of its bowls on the floor
  9. >Oh that's it
  10. Alright you! It's time for you to go to the bad fluffy room!
  11. >"no woom! wan sketties!"
  12. >You grab the fluffy pony and squeeze it in your hand
  13. >"owies! fwuffy no wan hurties!"
  14. Too late for that you stupid pony!
  15. >The bad fluffy room is a specialized torture room you have set up to deal with fluffy ponies that piss you off
  16. >You start by strapping it down
  17. >You grab your sheers and start taking off its front leg
  18. >"owwies! huwrtie bad! pwease no huwrtie! fwuffy each fwuffy chow!"
  19. Only good fluffies get fluffy chow. Bad fluffies get this.
  20. >With one last snap you cut off the leg
  21. >You take it and present it to the fluffy
  22. If you wanna eat, you can eat this
  23. >"no, no wanna eat weggie. wan weggie back!"
  24. If you don't eat that leg I'll cut off the others!
  25. >"pwease, no eat weggie. no-... AAAAAHHH"
  26. >With that you severe the next leg
  27. >The fluffy still hasn't started to eat the leg as you go through taking off the last of its limbs
  28. >You watch as the fluffy starts to bleed out from the four stumps now where its legs once were
  29. >Its cries echo through the room as you chuckle maniacally as you prepare to finish the stupid greedy creature off
  30. >"Hey Anon I just needed to borrow some-..." Your roommate just stands there when he notices what you're doing
  31. >You stand there for what seems like hours just staring at each other
  32. >You're standing there in a home made torture room with your pet on a table, cutting off its legs and force-feeding them back to it
  33. Oh. Hi buddy.
  34. >"What the hell man? Are you torturing your fluffy pony?"
  35. Well, I mean- it-... It mouthed off at me!
  36. >"Oh course it mouthed off at you. It's got the intellect of a three year old!"
  37. Well... but... I... it...
  38. >Your at a loss for words, totally dumbfounded by your roommate's words
  39. >"Listen, its your pet, do what you want with it. But you might wanna cauterize it's stumps if you want it to survive."
  40. I... uh... thanks.
  41. >"Whatever. Weirdo. This explains why you go through these things so fast."
  42. >With that he closes the door and walks away
  43. >You stand there breathing heavily for a few seconds
  44. >Door opens again
  45. >"By the way dude, you got a husband bulge."
  46. >He points to your pants, noting your engorged boner
  47. >You are all kinds of fucked up
  48. >Over on the table, your fluffy pony has started eating its legs while it sobs softly
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data