Title:           NRA-approved updated firearm safety rules.
Author:          MrFix
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CT5AtPNN
First Edit:      Saturday 11th of June 2016 06:36:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 11th of June 2016 06:36:11 AM CDT

1) Never point your gun at a gun.
2) Never touch a gun owner.
3) Guns are always lulz. Always.
4) Always mix drugs with alcohol. Always. Forever.
5) Always get other people's drugs and alcohol.
6) If it looks safe, then it is.