Title:           Dungeon
Author:          MorkyAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GCausjfr
First Edit:      Sunday 17th of July 2016 01:21:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of July 2016 01:21:39 AM CDT

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the God of a place called Equestria Dungeons
 
In The Equestria Tower born and raised
On the 9th floor was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all writing some green text outside in my room
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my God got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your friends to the Dungeons."
 
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He gave me a a boot to the ass and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my God mode on and said, "I might as well kick it."
 
Being God, yo, this is bad
Controlling the place ain't to bad
Is this what the Gods of The Tower living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
 
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the God of Equestria Dungeon
 
Well, the cloud and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a faggot standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get kicked out yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
 
I whistled for an anon and when it came near
The pony had a horse mask on his head
If anything I could say that this faggot was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, homes to Dungeon!"
 
I pulled up to the Dungeon about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the faggot, "Yo homes smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the God of Equestria Dungeons