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Anons in Equestria: Protologue

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  1. Anons in Equestria: protologue  
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  4. >Damn it, why can't it find here, she's cant go that far
  5. >BOOM, Head shot
  6. “God damn it...”
  7. >???:well... i won again, you know what to do”
  8. >you sign and start to take off your pants
  9. >???:Are you really this bad?
  10. >you look at her
  11. “sadly yes Katrina”
  12. >Katrina: Well after your done, want to play another round
  13. “... do i have to take off my underpants?”
  14. >Katrina(smiling): yup, come on i already saw you naked
  15. “ya, when you walked in on me showering...”
  16. >after finishing taking your pants off you hear the door open
  17. >Jake come walking  into your apartment
  18. >he freezes at the door
  19.  
  20. >You are anonymous,playing games on a Friday night with your friend
  21. >playing games always gets boring, so you and your roommate makes it more...interesting
  22. >you suck at video games, but you always seems to have a controller in your hand on your free time
  23. >you have a steady job, not too bad but the hours suck (6am-7pm)
  24. >maybe its just your young age saying its long but hey, its long to you
  25. >you have to keep your job to stay in school and to keep food on the table
  26. >you always wanted to be a professional musician, playing the violin for huge crowds...
  27. >the only problem is your too damn lazy to do anything
  28. >your decent at the violin but really nothing special
  29. >what was going on again?  
  30.  
  31. >you come back to reality and notice Jake is still standing there smiling
  32. >Jake:strip gaming?
  33. >you smile at him
  34. “yup!”
  35. >he go's to the couch  you two where sitting on and grabs a controller
  36. >Jake:”you really suck let a pro show you how its done”
  37.                                                            ***
  38. >a couple hours later you and Jake are sitting in your underpants
  39. >Katrina is smiling looking at both of you
  40. Katrina:”what was that about being a pro?”
  41. Jake:”... shut up”
  42. >you chuckle, then look at your watch lucky you didn't have to take that off
  43. >eight fifty four, time for something to eat
  44. >you point your finger to the door
  45. “food?”
  46. >they paused for a minute, then smiled at you
  47. >Both: “YUP!”
  48. >you and Jake grab your cloths only to be stopped by Katrina
  49. >Katrina: “hey hey hey, you two lost, give me my reward”
  50. >you and Jake look at each other
  51. “ i though we would buy you lunch...”
  52. >Katrina shook he head
  53. >Katrina: “oh nonono, pay up”
  54. >god damn it Katrina...
  55. >you  sign and go for your pants to get your wallet
  56. >you grab $5 and hand it to Katrina with a shrug to Jake
  57. “she did win...”
  58. >Jake signed and went for his wallet
  59.                                                            ***
  60. >you three are in your car, driving down town to get some food
  61. >the three of you always gets fast food on Fridays
  62. >You three are some of the unhealthiest people
  63. >fast food every Friday... or so you tell people
  64. >you eat fast food almost 5 times a week, twice a day
  65.  
  66. >you pull up to the drive thru of your favourite place and order three burgers with large drinks and large fries, this will wast until at least midnight
  67. >for some reason, from all the junk you eat, you manage to stay thin.... it might be on your mothers side, then again your pretty short too, only about 5.4
  68. >???:”sir,sir?”
  69. >now that you notice, your family is pretty tall except for you and your mother...
  70. >???:”hey anon, come back to earth”
  71. >your shorter then your mother... how the hell did you end up short?
  72. >all:”Hey Dipshit!”
  73. “huh? Wha...?”
  74. >you turn to your window and see a young man, younger then you , holding a bag looking annoyed
  75. >you give a little smile and finally take your food
  76. >he gives a sign and bends over out of site to get something else, a moment later he is now holding your drinks
  77. >you take it
  78. “sorry...”
  79. >he rolls his eyes
  80. >cash man(low): “have nice night...”
  81. >you drive off to the parking lot to eat your food
  82. >you park and take out your burger, taking a huge bite out of  it
  83. >grease is pouring out of your mouth
  84. >you let out a loud burp  
  85. >Katrina: “nice...”
  86. >you all laugh then go back too eating your burgers
  87. >Katrina: “hey w should go to the bar...”
  88. >that is the last thing you remember from that night.
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